Tag Archives: life

Gardening gloves are not the same as oven mitts… just so you know… owww…

Posted on February 27, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I was out in the garden, you know, in between carving my ‘me tiki’ and working on the art for the new children’s book… and I was baking an apple in the oven for my daughter Mollie, who was ignoring … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged current-events, humor, life, mental-health, owww, pain, social-media, style | 2 Comments

Oh, and I petted 68 dogs the other day, and broke my previous record…

Posted on January 18, 2016 by pouringmyartout

And my older daughter got engaged… so… I have some stories to tell…

Posted in Stories of my life | Tagged animals, dogs, family, humor, life, love | 10 Comments

My new babysitting gig… part 2…

Posted on December 8, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Okay, that might be the best picture I ever took… Olivia is all like: Dude… really… another picture… seriously? And that one is a close second. In that one, I was trying to do a: Awwww… how cute is she, … Continue reading →

Posted in Pictures of me, Stories of my life | Tagged art, babies, babysitting, children, humor, kids, life, love, photography | 10 Comments

So, when the gas pump tells you to remove your bank card quickly…

Posted on November 24, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Does that mean you are supposed to just stick it in and pull it out right away, or does it not matter how long you leave it in there, as long as, when you yank it out, you yank it … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged big boobs, current-events, free porn, humor, life, philosophy, questions | 18 Comments

Those moments when you realize that your kids are growing up… and so are you…

Posted on November 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

If you are a parent, you have those moments when it suddenly strikes you that your kids are growing up… like that moment when your 16-year-old daughter casually mentions that this common household object… …looks like a uterus… I hadn’t even … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged children, current-events, fairy tale, family, growing up, humor, kids, king, life, parenting, social-media | 6 Comments

Driving Miss Crazy… the reblog… part 7… (or); If you really like to play 52 card pickup… (or); What the heck is that noise?…

Posted on October 21, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Another classic tale of my days as a delivery driver for a printing company… and the kind of stuff that only seems to happen to me… and seems to happen quite often… ********************************** Have you ever looked at a map … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life | Tagged hippies, hippy, humor, jobs, life, work, working | 2 Comments

This might sound a tad cynical… but everything you love is trying to kill you…

Posted on October 8, 2015 by pouringmyartout

This idea popped into my head a moment ago… so I am just going to let the crack squirrels that live inside my head run with the idea and see where it takes them… maybe I should apologize in advance. It … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, cancer, death, dying, food, fungal infections, health, humor, life, stingrays | 14 Comments

Just a thought…

Posted on August 4, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I think we should build apartments buildings next to bakeries… and then run air ducts from the bakery to all the rooms… so your room would always smell like fresh-baked bread.

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged bakery, bread, current-events, humor, ideas, life, living, philosophy, style | 32 Comments

Have you ever considered…?

Posted on July 27, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Have you ever considered the fact that if we cured all diseases, then the larger population would cause food shortages that would lead untold numbers of people to die of starvation? If we stopped all kinds of violence against one … Continue reading →