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We are still having a joke contest on that post where we are trying to break the record for most comments…

The post now has 23,655 comments… way more than posts that went viral and got lots of attention because they were about something that pissed people off. Our post is like a chat room full of awesome, funny and creative … Continue reading

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That’s it… I am having a joke contest… on that post where we are tring to set the record for the most comments ever on a blog post…

There are just too many depressing posts today… poverty, abuse, depression, lost love, broken hearts… there is only one way to counteract this tidal wave of negativity. A joke contest. There will be two categories: 1. Best joke… 2. Worst … Continue reading

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Twit Wit.. Part 19…

Yup… I am still going through all my old tweets on Twitter and posting them here. I am even thinking of publishing a book full of these. I mean this is just the stuff that leaks out of my crack-squirrel infested … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 18…

*I before we… except after me… *One hand clapping, my ass… what is the sound of one eye crying? *Gay equality! Yay! But we had to cram it down their throats… uh… so to speak… *Today I am taking a … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 11…

Even if you aren’t reading all these tweets, you should at least be impressed by the pure volume… of weird stuff… that falls out of my big, freaky head… ——————————- *Life is what you make it. If you got handed … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 2…

Being clever in Twitter isn’t always as easy as it seems like it should be. In our blogs, we can ramble on, finish a point, get to the punch line. Twitter only gives you… I forget… you know how I … Continue reading

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Note to self:

Do NOT run the sprinklers before you scoop up the dog poop!

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I made up a joke…

How many gay, Southern, African-American dead-heads can fit into a phone booth? Both of them.

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Yet another joke backfires…

I did that post about having a stats race as yet another cheap ploy to entice new followers to my blog. Once again, I was too clever for my own good. My new followers only went up by about five … Continue reading

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April fools…

You may… or may not… remember that I am now officially the Ruler of all the Universes… due to the fact that no one ran against me, and low voter turnout. So besides keeping you safe from alien invasions and … Continue reading

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