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Twit Wit… Part 22…

Yeah… still posting all my best tweets… because I know a lot of you don’t do Twitter, and I would hate for you to miss how freakin’ clever I am… ——————————————– *Men! It is not about a woman’s posterior, it … Continue reading

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Silly advice…

I am going to tell you a simple little thing that will make your life better. You can use your mouth to make things more fun… no… that isn’t what I meant… get your mind out of the gutter… I … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 18…

*I before we… except after me… *One hand clapping, my ass… what is the sound of one eye crying? *Gay equality! Yay! But we had to cram it down their throats… uh… so to speak… *Today I am taking a … Continue reading

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Twit Wit…Part 17…

***(Contains adult content)***(really immature adult content)*** ——————————————– *You know those people who insist they haven’t evolved from apes? Some of them are right. They haven’t evolved at all… *Always make sure to cover your own ass… and by that I … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 16…

I haven’t shared any of my tweets with you for a while… you know… if you are one of those people who don’t do the tweeting thing… ——————————- *Torah Torah Torah… The code phrase for Israel’s dastardly sneak attack on … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 14…

Nobody wants to play the rhyming game, so you get more of the crazy stuff that flows out of my head… sorry, but some of these are a little more adult in nature… ———————————————– *If you give a hungry man … Continue reading

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