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Twit Wit… part 25…

More of those strange little things that rattle around in my cranium until they shoot out of my nose and into that little box on Twitter… because they are too clever to waste… ————————————- *Let’s be lonely together. *If I … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… part 24…

Here are some more of the clever things I say on Twitter, just in case you aren’t doing the tweety thing yet… ——————————— *Oh, what a tangled World Wide Web we weave… *When my cup runneth over, I just see … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… part 23…

*Every time somebody follows me on Twitter, an angel laughs so hard that angel dust shoots out her nose… *No… I don’t think I’m better than you… I mean, other people might think that… but that isn’t my fault. *Stay … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 22…

Yeah… still posting all my best tweets… because I know a lot of you don’t do Twitter, and I would hate for you to miss how freakin’ clever I am… ——————————————– *Men! It is not about a woman’s posterior, it … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 21…

Here are some more pearls of wisdom that I have Tweeted… or as some of you like to think of them: crack squirrel droppings… —————————— *Talking is not the same as saying something… just so we are clear on that. … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 20…

More of my tweets… tweets so sweet, it will rot your mind… oh, yeah! ——————————————— *I am not a ‘glass is half empty’ kind of guy… I am a ‘why the hell is this glass so small?’ kind of guy… … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 18…

*I before we… except after me… *One hand clapping, my ass… what is the sound of one eye crying? *Gay equality! Yay! But we had to cram it down their throats… uh… so to speak… *Today I am taking a … Continue reading

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