Why you should follow this blog… part 6…

a 57Because together, we might be smart enough to solve the global warming problem!

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Why you should follow this blog… part 5…

a 58Because I do all the heavy lifting… seriously, I do all the hard work around here… all you have to do is sit there and read some words… look at some pictures… and laugh… a lot… Okay, I do sort of expect you to think now and then, but not every single day. That would just be crazy.

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Why you should follow this blog… part 4…

a 61Because, so far, nobody has ever been shot here… I take your safety very seriously… seriously…

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Why you should follow this blog… part 3… (or); I will show you my thing!

a 60No… not like that… simmer down… this is a family-friendly blog… more or less. See, the thing is… (and this is exactly the kind of ‘thing’ I am talking about)… that I have this ‘thing’ where I say; “the thing is”, and then I make a joke about my ongoing, running gag in which I have a ‘thing’, and then I say what the new ‘thing’ is… did you follow that?

The other thing is… (see, I sometimes include more than one ‘thing’, which is why the picture above is so funny, plus, it also implies that I work as hard as two people… or things… to make this blog entertaining)… that I often add more than one thing… wait… I just explained that, didn’t I?

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Should I feel cheated???

So, I did this picture in Photoshop…

a 1And I tweeted it to the Monty Python guys… you know… Like I do… and Mr. Eric Idle replied… (because he is still following me on Twitter)… with this tweet;

Eric Idle ‏@EricIdle 5m5 minutes ago @ArthurBrowne1 @BanjoHfuhruhur @FillmoreMB @CleeseAndIdle @JohnCleese John thinks it’s brilliant…

3:46 PM – 28 Sep 2015 · Details

So… John Cleese thinks my picture is brilliant, and he tweeted that to Mr. Idle… but he couldn’t tweet it directly to me.

I feel sort of cheated.

I just can’t help it.

I still haven’t gotten on tweet from any of the other Python guys.

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Why you should follow this blog… part 2…

a 52Because I am sweet… and crunchy… and have huge crunch berries…

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Why you should follow this blog… part 1…

a 59Because this is not a pyramid scheme… or trickle-down economics… it is a team effort. Okay, I do have plans to use this humor blog to conquer the entire universe, but trust me, you will be so much better off once I am in charge.

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Yes, I know I have posted this before, but I found it when I was going through my old posts, and it made me laugh…

GMO in our bones, NSA in our phones

LOL on our screens, IDK what it means

GPS in my car, go AWOL, won’t get far

Of course we have the GOP, up in our business in DC

My POV is all distorted, or so CNN has just reported

AC/DC on my CD, BBC is on my TV

VCR replaced by the DVD, SOL as far as I can see

IDK if this will trouble you, I read it on the WWW

The UN can’t stop HIV, global warming, OMG

THC might keep us calm, if the ATF and DEA would go along

Ok, I will BRB, I’ll try to make it ASAP

USA invading stuff, TGIF, I’ve had enough

Here is a new FAQ I have for you, do UC me, because ICU

WTF???

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Why you really need a tripod if you are going to take pictures of the lunar eclipse…

IMG_2728Taking pictures of a far-away object in a dark sky with a zoom lens turns out to be a little trickier than I thought it would be.

IMG_2730The shutter has to stay open for a long time… like 3 or 4 seconds…

IMG_2736Okay… sorry… that one is just obscene…

IMG_2737It is really hard to hold a camera perfectly still for that long, even if you rest it on something.

IMG_2738Mollie decided to use that fact to try to move the camera in a way that would make a heart shape… you gotta love that kid!

IMG_2740But I think all these are at least as cool as a normal photo of the eclipse. I bet you can find billions of good photos of it on the internet.

IMG_2744I doubt very many people are bothering to post pictures like these… and that is why you keep coming back to my blog, right?

IMG_2753But, just in case I am wrong about that, there is a fairly good photo.

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The new back cover for the new children’s book…

back cover copy

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