That’s it… I am having a joke contest… on that post where we are tring to set the record for the most comments ever on a blog post…

There are just too many depressing posts today… poverty, abuse, depression, lost love, broken hearts… there is only one way to counteract this tidal wave of negativity. A joke contest.

There will be two categories:

1. Best joke…

2. Worst joke…

Don’t leave your joke here. Follow this link: http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u/#respond

That should take you right to our post where we are trying to set the record. Your joke will join more than 23,000 other comments and become a part of history. In fact, if that link still works, it will take you right to the comment box on that post so you don’t have to scroll down for 3 miles.

And you might even cheer some sad people up.

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I am starting a revolution… sort of…

But this is a revolution that takes us back to the way things used to be… so I am calling it:

Retrolution!!!

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For years, those of us that were born in the 60’s and came of age in the 70’s have been victims of cruel teasing. Young people laughed at the clothes, the music, and so much else that went on in those days. Well you know what? The last laugh is on all of you.

You made fun of bell-bottom jeans, and they have come back into style more than once. You need to remember, when looking at history, that most of it is portrayed by the media, either the news organizations or the TV networks. These organizations are made up of people who observe what is happening in society and then try to make money off it.

Real life in those days wasn’t the way they show it to you now. It wasn’t the Brady Bunch, and it wasn’t the Monkees. It also wasn’t just the protests and Vietnam war. It was real life and it was awesome.

Yes, there was some bad music and worse fashions. But it was the era that gave you the Beatles and Led Zeppelin, Stevie Wonder, the Who, and so many songs that still stand up today. They fought the sexual revolution when I was too young to join the battle… but I was just the right age to enjoy the victory party.

Yes, I am the first to admit that there was a corniness, a hokeyness to it all. Peace love and flowers, sharing and caring. It is all a little trite and laughable. But have you improved on that since then? Was gangster rap with its message of violence and lack of respect towards women a better thing? Or was it all just a way for you to rebel?

You know what? Rebellion takes thought. It isn’t blindly doing things to piss your parents off. You have to think about where the world will end up if your revolution succeeds.

So maybe we didn’t change the world too much in the long run. But we added some color to it, and left a few positive signs behind us.

Go ahead… make fun of our tie dye and peace signs. Because when you have kids of your own, you might just stop and consider that when they get to be old enough to rebel against you, you would rather have them going to a concert where the message is all about love and peace.

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So join my retrolution. Trust me, there will still be plenty of ways to piss your parents off.

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I feel much better now, because I made a new friend…

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I had to drive two hours up into the mountains to pick up Mollie from camp. I saw this lovely lady and had to pull over to meet her.

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She came right over when I made that clicky noise with my tongue. Animals and babies love me.

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She was a sweet horse. Always stop and pet the horses.

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And don’t trust people if animals and babies don’t like them.

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It is always nice to make a new friend.

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And just to clear two pictures off my cell phone, here is some food my wife and I ate at a lovely Mediterranean restaurant…

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And here is a random sunset picture I took a few days ago…

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Now about that last post I did. Sorry if I sounded a little whiney. I have nothing to feel sorry for myself for. My blog is doing great, and if you want to comment on other posts I do… like this one… instead of on our record-breaking post… you go right ahead and I will try to answer them all.

But after hearing all you advice and kind words, I do have an idea. We can have actual discussions on that post. We can share recipes or you can ask me questions about whatever. And thanks to my friend: http://guapola.wordpress.com/ or: El Guapo for short… (which means something like ‘the handsome one’ in Spanish, I believe)… I have a new link to the record post that I can paste in new posts… that will take you right to the comment box… less scrolling…

http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u/#respond

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22,000 comments on one post…

Take that, world!

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Come on, WordPress… we got 20,000 comments on one post without going viral or being negative… give us some love!!!

People! Join the revolution! Put your name in the history books.

***REBLOG THIS POST***

Let’s send a message to WordPress. We are the ones who make this work. Without us, WordPress is a bunch of empty white boxes.

We tried to set the record for the most comments on one post. WordPress claims they don’t know what the record is. But we found posts that went viral and got millions of views and they have way less comments than our crazy post does. And we didn’t do it by writing something obnoxious. We did it with love and fun.

And you can still be a part of it!

Here is the link to the post: http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u

You can still come and add a comment. Just say hi. Or meet some great people and join in our funny games. We write poetry, people have tried seducing themselves to see who could flirt with themselves the best. One of my new friends almost burned her house down because she was having so much fun commenting that she forgot about the cookies in the oven. We even had a drunken party this weekend that resulted in the first ever Canadian impromptu frozen rap contest… that might have actually been more disturbing than the self-seduction part.

So get on the love train.

Reblog this post.

Tell your friends.

Or send messages to WordPress telling them to freshly press the original post or at least give us some recognition. Because we are the first people to turn a blog post into a chat room. And that alone makes us part of history.

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What I have learned from trying to break the record for most comments on one blog post… part 3…

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We had a party this weekend on our post where we are trying to break the record for most comments. I am not fast at typing. I can’t keep up with more than two or three people all commenting at me at the same time.

Oh, when it is just a couple of people, I can be clever as all get out. But when 6 or 8 people are all typing at me, I get behind… let alone when I have to leave for a while and then try to catch up.

So I start taking short cuts. I type: HA!, yes, no, ok, dude, whatever, word, indeed, snap,uh, hmmmm, or sweet.

These cover most of the bases.

I occasionally throw in a: …ooo000ooo…

I don’t know what that even means, but I like the way it looks.

Now and then, when I had a busy day both on the post and in real life, I even copy and paste a random reply into every single comment until I am back in real time. Just because I always try to answer every comment I get on this blog.

Yes, I feel bad for taking these shortcuts.

But or record-breaking post now has over 19,500 comments on it, so cut me some slack, because I had to answer each of them.

You can still join us if you want. We are going to break the 20,000 barrier today or tomorrow and you can be a part of history… and meet nice people… and see some weird stuff.

Go to this link: http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u

Or come to my blog and scroll down to the post called: ***COMMENT HERE***

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What I have learned from trying to break the record for most comments on one blog post… part 2…

Umm… just because I say something is a good idea doesn’t mean you should just follow along wherever I lead…

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What I have learned from trying to break the record for most comments on one blog post… part 1…

Uh… when you try to climb a ladder to the stars, you spend hours of your life looking at the rear end of the person ahead of you on the ladder…

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The good news is that we have now passed the highest record we have been able to track down… a post with a very negative message that went viral and got millions of views, most of which were people expressing their displeasure. So now we have nothing but an unobstructed view of the universe.

We also have almost 19,000 comments, and we did it all while having fun and making new friends and doing lots of really weird stuff.

It isn’t too late to join in the fun… we are sort of shooting for 20,000 comments now. You can be a part of this little bit of history by clicking on this link: http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u

or coming to my blog and scrolling down to the post called: ***COMMENT HERE***

 

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Uh… how can you not be curious about a post that has 17,191 comments???

http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u

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Let’s get this party started!!!

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