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So, I have this idea for a new book for children…

It is about a blacksmith. The king wants to invade the kingdom next door, so he goes to the blacksmith and tells him to make swords. When the king comes back, the blacksmith has made a bunch of small knives. … Continue reading

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to the Commander in Chief and the Joint Chiefs of Staff… but here’s an idea…

Instead of dropping bombs on these ISIS guys… or ISIL… is it ISIL now??? Isn’t that one of the kids in The Sound Of Music movie???… but, why don’t we try dropping Big Macs on them instead? I know, it sounds … Continue reading

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Damn, my spam is the spammiest! (Or); Let’s analyze some more spam…

I don’t know if I want to make this a regular thing… but I do get some pretty freakin’ awesome spam… and since I can’t… or won’t… reply to them directly, I might as well at least acknowledge them here… ********** … Continue reading

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If blogging was the same as playing Risk, I would be kicking butt!!!

I mean, I know that I make jokes about taking over the world, but in a way, I sort of really am… Now, come on, Greenland, give me some love!!!

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Well, I thought I had that new novel I am writing all mapped out in my head… (or); A writer’s conundrum…

So, you know the novel I am working on now… the one called: The Seven Kingdoms… the one I showed you pictures of the piles of notes and plot lines and character description sheets and maps with the little arrows … Continue reading

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An open letter to ISIS… or, as I like to think of you, and all due respect to George Clooney here, the men who sleep with goats…

Dear ISIS, you petulant, spoiled, obnoxious little baby-men… Islam was once renowned for its tolerance of other religions and open-mindedness, as well the beauty of its architecture, its culture and its interest in education and learning. So what the hell happened to … Continue reading

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An open letter to all Extremists…

I know you have been taught all your life by your teachers and holy men that you are right and everyone who disagrees with you is wrong. However, believing you are right is not the same thing as being right. … Continue reading

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Dear religious and political fundamentalists… and I mean all of you…

Have you ever considered the actual definition of what fundamentalism really means? It means you haven’t given any deep thought to your religion or politics. It literally means that you are still stomping around in the shallow, wading end of … Continue reading

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to terrorist extremists… but here’s an idea…

Why don’t we try something new… you know… just for a change… and not blow people up… or shoot them… or behead them. As I understand it, your goal is to get people to follow your religion. I am not … Continue reading

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Hey, terrorists, have you ever considered the fact that terrorism just doesn’t work?

I was thinking about it, you know, like I do about stuff, and the thing is… and this is a pretty important thing, if you happen to be a terrorist… but terrorism is not only cruel and evil, it is also … Continue reading

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