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I have a crazy idea… don’t kill anybody today…

And I mean all of you. Terrorists, freedom fighters, militants, murderers, psychopaths, supremacists, anarchists, extremely angry, disgruntled people… I mean all of you. And that includes anybody who is thinking of killing themselves. Just don’t do it. Not today. If … Continue reading

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Look, if you have to hate somebody, hate Nazis… nobody cares if you hate Nazis… in fact, the only people who will think that you hating Nazis is a bad thing are Nazis…

Just a thought.

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I have something very important to tell you…

Okay… not really… I just wanted to see if anybody would actually scroll all the way down to the bottom… sorry!

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Totem pole dancing…

Admit it… nobody does self-absorbed, shameless humor better than I do…

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Let’s analyze some spam, shall we?

The spam folder in your comments section is an often overlooked source of humor. Here are some of my favorite spams from this week… along with a totally unnecessary but well thought-out reply from me. **************************** Spam: Your means of … Continue reading

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I like big buts, and I cannot lie…

Oh man… I crack me up…

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There’s a feeling I get, when I look to the West…

Of course, that might just be because I live in Southern California… And when I look to the West, there are beautiful, white sand beaches and palm trees and the freakin’ Pacific Ocean…

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Help, I’ve fallen into this little screen, and I can’t get up… Wait… That sounds wrong…

We are doing a backup of the computer, so I have to do this post on my iPad… Which I hate… Because I can’t do funny Photoshop pictures… And it all takes longer… Because… First world problems!

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In case you ever wondered what I think about when I have a free moment…

HA! Seriously… that is a joke… like I ever have a free moment…

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Awww… that is the cutest moose I have ever seen!!!

***Note to all Canadian followers… I know that isn’t a real moose***

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