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Love your country, but don’t love it blindly… Don’t love anything blindly… I mean, unless you are actually blind, I guess…

I love this crazy country. I am as patriotic as the next guy… unless that guy is running for president, because those guys are, to hear them tell it, the most patriotic of us all… which makes it all the … Continue reading →

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Oh man… I crack me up…

That was not easy to do, by the way…

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I am going to ride this crack squirrel right to Famous Author Town!!!

Okay… obviously, this is just a metaphor… I mean, in the first place, the crack squirrels aren’t that big… and there is more than one of them… a lot more… and they live in my head most of the time, helping … Continue reading →

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I am going to quit pretending I am ever going to be a famous writer, and start asking: “Do you want fries with that?”

I am, I have to say, crushed… filled with self-doubt… and also with an anger that I don’t know whether to aim at myself or in a more outward direction. You know the post I did the other day, the one where … Continue reading →

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So, I have this one blog post that has 44,142 comments on it…

Wouldn’t it be fun to get it up to 44,444? So click that link over there… the blue words… at the top of my side bar… on the right… and leave a comment. You don’t even have to leave a … Continue reading →

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Who knew that Eric Idle could both whip and nae nae?

Not me, that’s for sure…

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Some of my ideas are good… (or); Yes, I am smarter than little children…

Back when Mollie was still in elementary school, I used to show up early to pick her up because traffic was so bad. This meant that I spent fifteen or twenty minutes just hanging around and waiting. I did not … Continue reading →

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Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading →

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Here it is… the finished cover for my new novel…

I hope it works… I hope it fits on the book and everything lines up like it is supposed to… I will order the first copy soon, and in a week or two, I will let you know… and show … Continue reading →

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British tabloids are mean!!!

They are even worse than the American ones! Nobody would believe this tripe, would they? That’s not even good Photoshop work… heck, I could do better than that. Okay, well, that one might be true…

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