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That’s some sun! (Say that 5 times fast)… part 2…

Posted on January 14, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I’m just playing with the color balances in Photoshop. Okay, that might be too much… That’s much better. Here is the original, in case you forgot what it looked like… This is the best way to learn Photoshop. Just get … Continue reading →

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A brief pause for some fiction…

Posted on January 14, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Well, I know I said I was going to stop posting the chapters from my adventure novel: The Seven Kingdoms, because I want some of you to buy it, so I don’t want to give away the ending. But I … Continue reading →

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That’s some sun! (Say that 5 times fast)… part 1…

Posted on January 14, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I have been saving four photos that I took that day we went to my old elementary school in the hills near my mom’s house, when we were all visiting her at Christmas time. I am going to do fun, … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… the final horribleness…

Posted on January 14, 2017 by pouringmyartout

This final lesson on how to get away with being a really horrible person is for only the most committed, hardcore, fanatic, life-long horrible people. The ones who were either born horrible, or had something horrible happen to them during … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 7…

Posted on January 13, 2017 by pouringmyartout

If you have tried all the other steps in this how-to guide for getting away with doing and saying horrible stuff, and people are still accusing you… of the horrible stuff you did or said… lie your ass off. Even … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 6…

Posted on January 13, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Another important way to avoid getting in trouble for your own heinous actions, now that you have decided to become a really horrible person, is the counterattack. As soon as someone mentions any of your horrendous deeds, threaten to sue … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 5…

Posted on January 13, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Here is another good trick for getting yourself out of hot water once you commit your life to being a really horrible person. Whenever someone asks you why you did one of the horrible things you did, immediately respond by … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 4…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

We are now getting to some of the more advanced tips on getting away with being a complete curmudgeon, scoundrel, cad and bounder… sorry for the harsh terminology. When you are confronted with accusations pertaining to your outlandish behavior, and … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 3…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Invariably, if you decide to become a really horrible person, people will catch on. And then, someone might just ask you about some of the horrible things that you did. Do not try lying, not yet. You are still an … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 2…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Congratulations! You did it! You became a world-class douche-nozzle, a life-sized human phlegm statue, a vile, despicable, low-life piece of swamp vermin! Good job! Now we can get into the actual lesson plan for how to get away with all … Continue reading →

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