Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 7…

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If you have tried all the other steps in this how-to guide for getting away with doing and saying horrible stuff, and people are still accusing you… of the horrible stuff you did or said… lie your ass off.

Even if you were videotaped doing or saying something horrible, just lie about it. And don’t add details. Just say you didn’t do… what you damn well did… over and over. When they show you the video, don’t try to say it was faked, or that it was someone that looks like you, or that it was the old you who said or did it, but you aren’t like that anymore. You aren’t ready for that level of lies yet, only one person on the planet is. Just keep saying you never did it. Say it until people become so fed up with you that they move on to something else… which, if you are really a horrible person, will be some other horrible thing that you did.

Which will bring us to the last lesson… in just a little while.

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2 Responses to Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 7…

  1. melfamy says:

    You should do seminars, this series has helped me so much in my business and impersonal relationships.

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