Monthly Archives: April 2013

Shades… Part 3…

That Mickey Mouse picture got me to thinking. What other cartoon characters would look good in my shades? Ren and Stimpy, lookin’ good! And Eeyore doesn’t look half bad… Cap’n Crunch could use those when he is strolling the poop deck… … Continue reading

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Shades… Part 2…

The Queen of England could rock my shades. Of course she probably already has a diamond-encrusted pair. Mona Lisa should have been wearing these. She had to pose for that picture for hours in the bright sun… Okay, I had … Continue reading

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You think it’s the end of the world… but it’s snot…

I didn’t mean to I swear it is true It just kind of happened That I sneezed on you I didn’t mean to It happened too quick I sprayed you with germ cells Now you might get sick It was … Continue reading

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Shades… Part 1…

People have been making fun of my cool picture at the top of my new blog theme. I will have you know that those shades rock! To prove it, I am going to stick them on some famous people. Abe Lincoln would … Continue reading

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My kids…

How can I express the love I have for my two daughters? My wife is out of town on a business trip for four days. So this morning I made Mollie, who is 14,  a school lunch with nothing healthy in … Continue reading

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Maybe I do have time to be funny today…

Because I just got a reply Tweet from Ricky Gervais. So I can add that to the two Tweets I got from Eric Idle. Am I awesome or what?

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I don’t have time to be funny today…

As I told you, I got the paperback copy of my book and there are indeed a few printing errors. The good news is that so far I have only found one place where a few words were somehow cut and … Continue reading

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A poem… of sorts…

A poetic collaboration between myself and a guy I like to call Too Full To Write… because that is what he calls himself too… http://toofulltowrite.wordpress.com/ He did the first 8 lines, then I did 4, then him, and so on … Continue reading

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I am a little bummed out…

I got my paperback copy of the book, and while reading it for quality control purposes, I have already found two formatting problems… and I am only up to chapter three. I am going to try not to let this … Continue reading

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Men… women… mars… venus… let’s figure this out…

I pride myself on asking the questions that nobody else bothers to ask. I thought it might be fun to ask a series of questions about random things and see how the answers differ between men and women. Maybe we will … Continue reading

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