Daily Archives: April 9, 2013

Shades… Part 2…

The Queen of England could rock my shades. Of course she probably already has a diamond-encrusted pair. Mona Lisa should have been wearing these. She had to pose for that picture for hours in the bright sun… Okay, I had … Continue reading

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You think it’s the end of the world… but it’s snot…

I didn’t mean to I swear it is true It just kind of happened That I sneezed on you I didn’t mean to It happened too quick I sprayed you with germ cells Now you might get sick It was … Continue reading

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Shades… Part 1…

People have been making fun of my cool picture at the top of my new blog theme. I will have you know that those shades rock! To prove it, I am going to stick them on some famous people. Abe Lincoln would … Continue reading

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My kids…

How can I express the love I have for my two daughters? My wife is out of town on a business trip for four days. So this morning I made Mollie, who is 14,  a school lunch with nothing healthy in … Continue reading

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