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Okay, I really need your help on this one…

I need to write a letter to send out to literary agents so I can take my book publishing to the next level… which I guess would be being picked up by an actual publishing house, followed soon after by … Continue reading

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Why yes, I will be your life coach… for a nominal fee…

I have decided that my idea to get you to pay me to keep hounding you to write that great novel… you know, if the NaNoWriMo people aren’t up to the task… was thinking too small on my part. So … Continue reading

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Oh where, oh where have my editors gone… (or): Can a brother get an editor up in this beeyotch?

Well, Christmas is drawing near, and you all know what that means, right? Yup, my older daughter, Jessica, always sets aside time to get one of my books ready to send to the printers. And her boyfriend does the same … Continue reading

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Why I spent all day on the phone…

(or): Never buy a car in another state… (or): Why I hate the DMV… Remember I told you about how my wife wanted to get a new Highlander… but it had to be a certain color… and they didn’t have … Continue reading

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Last night I hit a wall… and I also decided that I might really be crazy…

Our post to break the record for most comments on a post has broken me. People were leaving great comments on a new post I did and all I could think about was that I felt like it was a waste of … Continue reading

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What do you want from me?

To be honest, I have given up trying to figure out what people like about my blog. You know how it is… you do something that takes a lot of work and that you think is frightfully clever, and very … Continue reading

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This is a serious question…

… even though it is about Conan the barbarian and Dick Cheney and Doctor Seuss and Fred Flintstone and bad poetry and near death experiences and me… I need your help… sigh, yes, I see you raising your hand, Doctor Roseblatz… … Continue reading

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And now, the world’s first group editing project…

(or): A contest to see who can spot the most problems with my writing so I can figure out which of you is going to get the honor of editing my murder mystery for free… Hey, if we have fun, we … Continue reading

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I suck at Google…

I am trying to write this murder mystery set in world war two London for the NaNoWriMo thing, and I have learned something important about myself. I can write a novel in a month… as long as I don’t have … Continue reading

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WordPress…

Fix my little orange comment button.

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