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Dear climate change deniers, here is why seeing snow in the winter doesn’t mean global warming is a hoax… a very simple explanation…

Okay, try to follow along with this. Putting pollution in our air is like putting fast food in your body. One cheeseburger with bacon will not kill you. Neither will one deep-fried Twinkie. But, if you eat enough bad food … Continue reading

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I tried to fit in, I really did…

But this planet is just driving me crazy. I know that some of you did your best to make me feel like I fit in. Because you could sense that I didn’t belong, even though you never suspected just how far … Continue reading

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Ummm, I don’t want to cause a panic or anything, but…

There is an alien invasion fleet on the way to Earth, and the only way you can stop it is to buy my novel… Because all the answers are in there… or in the upcoming sequels… Hey, I’m just sayin’… It’s … Continue reading

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Hey, I never asked to be put in charge of this crazy universe…

Well… okay… I guess I did, but I never really thought you would be silly enough to take me up on the offer…

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