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Ermagerd, it turns out, isn’t a female character in a Wagner opera…

It is, as a matter of fact, one of those expressions that pops up and somehow worms its way into the public consciousness, being used often enough that there is some slight danger that the people at The Webster Dictionary … Continue reading

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My juices are really flowing… uh… no… not like that… why you gotta be so immature and make things all weird and stuff???

The crack squirrels that live in my head have shifted into overdrive… or they have been sneaking out in the middle of the night and hooking up with a crack dealer with a better quality product… whatever… Right now I … Continue reading

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Gadzookes…

All this playing with babies and little kids has inspired me!!! I am now working hard on my next children’s book. I am still basing the character and some of the story on a little purple wizard I invented when … Continue reading

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We should round up all the people who want to pass anti-gun legislation… and shoot them…

No… not really… I haven’t suddenly decided to run for office as the head of the NRA… this is just another of my silly examples of why we really need a sarcasm font…

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The first rule of religious club is; we don’t talk about religious club… (or); seriously, why haven’t you all gotten together and put me in charge of this crazy planet yet?

I did it. I solved another of the world’s major problems. You’re welcome. Religion causes way too many problems. I have been talking it over… with the crack squirrels that live inside my head… and I have a simple solution. … Continue reading

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My blog… the gift that keeps on giving…

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Dachau… part 2… I think my face pretty much says it all…

Are there words to explain a place like this? Words don’t do it justice. The windows in the top of that little tower make it look harmless and commonplace… when there aren’t machineguns sticking out of them… The sky is … Continue reading

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Dachau… part 1… (or); what an unfunny thing to put on a humor blog…

The words translate to something like: ‘Work will set you free’… probably the most cynical use of language in history… and it was on the gates on most of the Nazi concentration camps, as far as I know. It was … Continue reading

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Beer: yes… Nazis: no… and some funny German words and an elevator filled with mirrors…

Our first night in Munich, we managed to find a place that served beer… what are the odds? Okay, these aren’t in order… we saw that sign the next morning after our walk to the Glockenspiel… but it is actually … Continue reading

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Payback…

The other day, I went to the bank, and I saw one of those Google Maps cars… I walked all around it taking pictures with my phone from every angle. The guy got nervous and asked what I was doing… I … Continue reading

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