Tag Archives: crack squirrels

I just had a scary thought… what if war is actually part of nature’s plan for the human race?

Posted on September 20, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Hey… simmer down… don’t get mad at me yet… This idea just popped into my crack squirrel-infested cranium and I haven’t had time to think about it yet. See, this is what the crack squirrels do. They come up with these … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged crack squirrels, current-events, fiction, humor, nature, philosophy, violence, war, writing | 41 Comments

Well, I don’t usually give advice to crack dealers… but here’s an idea…

Posted on September 15, 2014 by pouringmyartout

When you go to the park to sell your crack… you know… like you do… try following these simple steps. 1. Dress like a clown. 2. Get some helium balloons. 3. Tie the little bags of crack to the strings … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, art, balloons, clowns, crack, crack dealers, crack squirrels, current-events, humor, ideas, social-media | 20 Comments

Marketing myself… part 2…

Posted on August 10, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Maybe I could come out with a line of toys… you would buy your kid a plush crack squirrel, wouldn’t you? Or one of these… Everybody likes stuffed animals… or whatever the heck that would be… I mean, people are always … Continue reading →

Posted in Pictures of me, stuff about blogging | Tagged art, crack squirrels, current-events, humor, marketing, pillows, social-media, squirrel, stuffed animals, toys | 28 Comments

An ode to the crack squirrels living inside my head…

Posted on August 2, 2014 by pouringmyartout

All of the words that have ever been said Are bouncing around inside of my head The squirrels chew ’em up and spit ’em back out And that’s what this blog is all about All of the things that I’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in Poems, thinking about stuff | Tagged blogging, blogs, crack squirrels, current-events, humor, poem, poetry, social-media, squirrels, the squirrels, wordpress | 80 Comments

Humans-1… crack squirrels-0…

Posted on July 30, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I have been in negotiations with the crack squirrels that live inside my head… They have decided that they will give up on their strike and get back to work coming up with crazy ideas for me to blog about… but … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs and other animals, stuff about blogging | Tagged animals, blogging, crack squirrels, current-events, humor, nature, nuts, social-media, squirrels | 34 Comments

Well maybe you think I just made up the whole thing about crack squirrels…

Posted on July 29, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Crack squirrels are a real problem in America. I have done posts about this scourge to our safety and way of life… in fact, if you have a few minutes, you should type the words: ‘crack squirrel’ in that search … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs and other animals, stuff about blogging | Tagged art, blogging, crack squirrels, current-events, drug dealers, humor, Photoshop, social-media, squirrels | 24 Comments

Stupid crack squirrels…

Posted on July 29, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I thought the crack squirrels were just trying to be funny when the did those wordless posts to give more of you time to read that post they did about the history of the Jewish people and the troubles in the … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs and other animals, stuff about blogging | Tagged crack squirrels, current-events, histroy, humor, on strike, social-media, squirrel, squirrels | 24 Comments

The one where I came up with the concept that my head is infested with crack squirrels…

Posted on June 13, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Wow… I knew that the crack squirrel thing was a running gag… but I didn’t know that we started running and gagging on it when my blog was still only a little more than a month old… Here it is, … Continue reading →