Tag Archives: crack squirrels

An ode to the crack squirrels living inside my head…

Posted on August 2, 2014 by pouringmyartout

All of the words that have ever been said Are bouncing around inside of my head The squirrels chew ’em up and spit ’em back out And that’s what this blog is all about All of the things that I’ve … Continue reading →

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Humans-1… crack squirrels-0…

Posted on July 30, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I have been in negotiations with the crack squirrels that live inside my head… They have decided that they will give up on their strike and get back to work coming up with crazy ideas for me to blog about… but … Continue reading →

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Well maybe you think I just made up the whole thing about crack squirrels…

Posted on July 29, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Crack squirrels are a real problem in America. I have done posts about this scourge to our safety and way of life… in fact, if you have a few minutes, you should type the words: ‘crack squirrel’ in that search … Continue reading →

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Stupid crack squirrels…

Posted on July 29, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I thought the crack squirrels were just trying to be funny when the did those wordless posts to give more of you time to read that post they did about the history of the Jewish people and the troubles in the … Continue reading →

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Uh oh…

Posted on July 28, 2014 by pouringmyartout

The crack squirrels have finally gone nuts… uh… so to speak…

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The one where I came up with the concept that my head is infested with crack squirrels…

Posted on June 13, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Wow… I knew that the crack squirrel thing was a running gag… but I didn’t know that we started running and gagging on it when my blog was still only a little more than a month old… Here it is, … Continue reading →

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Other things I saw on my mom’s deck…

Posted on April 15, 2014 by pouringmyartout

It turns out that the crack squirrels that live in my head really like cat food… I happened to glance out the window and saw this little guy, who had obviously snuck out of my cranium while I was sleeping. … Continue reading →

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Today, on that post where we are setting the record for the most comments on a WordPress post and we are already up to 24,342 comments, we are going to play a new game…

Posted on March 7, 2014 by pouringmyartout

It is called: Ask the crack squirrels… because you can ask the crack squirrels in my head any question you want to… about anything… and they will answer you… even if the answer doesn’t make any sense… because they are … Continue reading →

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Hello, new people…

Posted on January 2, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Welcome! Please feel free to help yourself to the free snacks in the lobby. If you plan to explore the deep, dark swamp that is this blog, please bring some water… and a rope, flashlight, flares, a spear gun, rubber … Continue reading →

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Follow this blog…

Posted on December 22, 2013 by pouringmyartout

It requires almost no work on your part at all. Think of it as taking a nice stroll on a tree-lined path… that might, at any moment, change into a dark, Mirkwood-like forest full of crack squirrels and weird pictures … Continue reading →

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