Hello, new people…

Welcome! Please feel free to help yourself to the free snacks in the lobby. If you plan to explore the deep, dark swamp that is this blog, please bring some water… and a rope, flashlight, flares, a spear gun, rubber boots, a helmet, a breathing filter mask, and a map of the emergency exits, located near the door to the basement.

Also, if you wouldn’t mind, bring a pencil to mark down on the map where the skeletons of other lost souls are if you should happen to see any.

I can’t explain what it is I do here on this blog… the crack squirrels in my head do all the real work… but I will say that whatever you saw that made you want to hit the follow button in the first place… well, I may never do that same thing again… unless you tell me you want me too… and maybe not even then.

I often suggest to new people that they should scroll back a few months and just look at the pictures and titles, just to see if they really want to stick around. Or, try typing random words… weird words… into that little search bar thing with the picture of a magnifying glass. That could be fun.

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121 Responses to Hello, new people…

  1. Ann Koplow says:

    Do I have to do those things you suggested, to have fun here? I don’t think so.

  2. Lucy says:

    Excuse me. I had to go through a lot of comments to get to this comment box. What’s going on? I hear on the blogvine that you are like the number one commenter for 2013? Is that correct? I wonder why? I mean, you’re normally so shy and reserved. Well hats off to you, you dear somber man. Lucy in the sky with diamonds (if only).

  3. joehoover says:

    Should we warn the new people? Or is it too late?

  4. Don’t let him have pitch forks and fire!

  5. I’m bringing walnuts for the crack squirrels. They get hungry with all that thinking. I’m going to give some to El Guapo and Elroy too. I hate to see grown bloggers cry.

  6. El Guapo says:

    Hey. I didn’t get any snacks when i followed.

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