Humans-1… crack squirrels-0…

I have been in negotiations with the crack squirrels that live inside my head…

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They have decided that they will give up on their strike and get back to work coming up with crazy ideas for me to blog about… but they aren’t really happy…

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Yes, they were being a little overly melodramatic, but they thought that post they wrote about the troubles in the Gaza Strip and how they came about was important. And they really worked hard on that post.

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They admit that they were just being stubborn.

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They are now hard at work once more.

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Some of them have taken the news that the post in question is going to just fade into obscurity harder than others.

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I am pretty sure mixing alcohol with crack is not a good idea, but who am I to judge? One tragic bit of news stemming from the lack of readership on that post is that the squirrel who did most of the research… the one who stayed up for a week… (well, he was probably going to do that anyway, he is a crack squirrel after all)… studying the history of the Jewish people and the Mideast, horrified by how cruel humans are to one another… a very nice little squirrel I call Twitchy… well, there is no nice way to say this… he hung himself…

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Unfortunately, he didn’t bother to do any research at all on exactly how to go about hanging yourself, and the results were tragic… and a little nuts…

***(Okay, I apologize profusely for that, I found that picture on Google when I was looking at squirrel pictures, and I had to fit it into the post somehow, because, wow, that squirrel is having a bad day, and the poor animal control officer who got that call probably didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, but I decided to go with the laughing bit, but seriously, next time you are feeling sorry for yourself, think about the squirrel that ended up hanging by his nuts, and I guarantee you will feel a little better)***

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So anyway, the squirrels apologize for their antics, and we can now resume… whatever the hell it is we do around here.

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34 Responses to Humans-1… crack squirrels-0…

  1. kunstkitchen says:

    There are entirely too many pictures of squirrels on the internet.

  2. Trent Lewin says:

    wuh ha ha ha ha… ha ha ha ha ha!!!! prepare to meet your maker, squirrels.

  3. joehoover says:

    Second one looks like he’s doing jazz hands

  4. OMG that poor squirrel…but I can’t stop laughing at it. That poor squirrel.

  5. pajarigirls says:

    I think your crack squirrels should meet our Easter Squirrel.

  6. Julie says:

    See? I knew if I just talked to them…..

  7. Elyse says:

    Those are great, great squirrel pictures.

    We have a Yankee Droll flipper feeder. For about $100 we have had many years of entertainment …

  8. Paul says:

    Welcome back squirrels!

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