Yeah, I know, more pictures of the San Francisco Bay Area… and me…

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I took these when we went up to the science museum yesterday…

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Yes! Very good! This is the same spot I came with my mom, and took the photos of the awesome sunset, the last time I was in the Bay Area for Big Johnny’s birthday party, which I also took some cool pictures of. You really are paying attention.

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And you are absolutely right! Big Johnny is Willie’s dad… and Willie, our godson, was with us yesterday when we went to the science museum.

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See, I told you. If you read my whole blog from the beginning, you will know me better than you know anybody else on the planet… maybe even yourself.

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My daughter, Mollie, took the camera, and I made her take a couple shots of me. She was really trying to take pictures of her boyfriend, who is suffering… I mean ‘enjoying’ his first Browne family Christmas at my mom’s house… did I mention there are like 16 or more people living here right now?

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So… yeah…

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The notable thing about these photos of the Bay Area, taken from way up in the Berkeley hills, is how clear it is… wait… let me put the zoom lens on…

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You see that island, way out past the right tower of the Golden Gate bridge? Those are the Farallon  Islands. They are 43 miles out to sea. I can count the number of times in my entire life that I saw them from this spot on one hand… and not the whole hand. There is almost always some fog or clouds or haze blocking them from your view.

Bonus points if your remembered that the Sea Scout boat I was on was named after the Farallon Islands… yes, the one I almost died on, and posted about here, probably the most interesting and funny near-death story ever… you should really try typing something about ‘near death experience’ or ‘drowning’ in the search bar. That is a crazy story, but I can’t remember the name of the post. But you really are paying attention, and here I was, thinking that you just hit the ‘like’ button after skimming through my posts. I do apologize.

And as long as I have the zoom lens on…

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Because, in a few hours, we are going to be all up in that city over there, having more adventures. I know, I haven’t even shared the pictures of our ‘second Christmas’ dinner last night. I am falling behind.

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So, yeah, we saw Willie!

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Look at our godson, in his little Viking helmet knit cap! His mom brought him over from San Francisco, and we all went to the science museum.

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He showed me one of his favorite Christmas presents… yup… a rubber poo…

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He turned it into a poop gun… because he’s 4…

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I have to say, rubber poo technology has not advanced very far… I am not impressed by the color or the seam down the side.

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But we had fun with this thing!

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And Jessica and Jason had fun learning about air flow over various fan and propeller blades…

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But mostly… squashing your own face.

And now, I have to get ready for our second Christmas dinner… exactly like the first. I will explain tomorrow… if I have time, but we have a big day of adventures planned, and I am falling behind.

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Wait… is that Willie???

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Why yes, it is our little godson, Willie!

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It ain’t Han Solo frozen in carbonite!

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There is nothing more satisfying than sticking your face in one of those things, then running around to the other side and smushing your own face.

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I did it too.

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Wait… who is that beside me? Is that Dashawn, Mollie’s boyfriend?

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Why yes, yes it is. He is in the Bay Area with us. He flew in this morning. Okay, details later. Gotta give Willie his presents.

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Back in Bay Area…

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Don’t think that all we are doing in the Bay Area is Christmas stuff. We went for a walk yesterday.

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I love walking in the town where I grew up. You can’t beat the views.

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And I do love the fact that my sort-of-new laptop allows me to share the adventures on a day to day basis, rather than doing 500 posts when I get home. Look, it is only the morning of the day after Christmas, and I am all caught up with our adventures, and will have to go have some new ones.

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Also, I love the fact that the Bay Area is full of whimsical touches, like houses painted in wild colors and… uh… this house dragon.

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Anyway, thanks for going on this journey with me.

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I like that picture. I may or may not have been trying to focus on the little bit of Golden Gate bridge you can see between the trees, but it came out as very artsy.

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Okay, I have to get ready for more adventures.

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One last gratuitous photo of Jessica and her fiance, Jason, at the end of the walk.

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Why yes, that is a little pillow with my head on it… oh, yeah! (Or): What I got for Christmas!!!

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My older daughter, Jessica, made it for me. It took a long time. Also, because she had to use some computer magic to order the thread to do the hand-stitching, she now knows, scientifically, exactly how grey my hair is… sigh…

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Some of you are thinking; why do you want a pillow with your face on it? You are obviously new around here. I am the guy who is carving a tiki that looks exactly like my gravatar image… nobody loves my face like I do.

Others among you are saying to yourselves; hey, that picture looks familiar. That is because she used this image…

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Yes, it is the picture from my awesome business card. It is also a photo of me that was taken on Maui, where my wife and I went for our second honeymoon, and I blogged all about it.

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I got lots of other cool stuff too. A Donald Trump paper doll book that makes fun of him! No way. We will have fun with that when I get back to San Diego. I might make some ‘special’ outfits for him. It will be a nice change from all the Photoshop pics I do making fun of him. And I got a new power tool… to help me make tikis faster… and speaking of tikis…

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The two tikis I gave my mom a long time ago are wearing their Christmas finery!

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I love the idea of incorporating pagan bits into a religious festival that is already a mishmash of Christian and pagan rituals. Anyway, I got other cool stuff too, and it was an awesome Christmas, and there are lot more adventures coming… but really… how do you top this?

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What, you don’t have English Christmas crackers for your Christmas???

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You don’t know about those crazy English cardboard tubes with a small explosive charge that goes off when you pull the ends, and then, inside, is a paper crown, a lame toy, and a piece of paper with bad jokes on it?

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That tube in the fancy red Christmas wrapping beside the fork is a cracker… although, sometimes, I call them poppers.

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So everybody gets a cracker beside their place setting, and you all pull them with a loud pop… or crack… somewhere near the desert course… you know… after the roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, but before the plum pudding… what, you don’t have that stuff either? I will try to explain more about English Christmas California style later… because we do it all over again tomorrow… it’s a long story, I will get to that too… but I am already falling behind on my Bay Area Christmas adventure, and I haven’t even shown you the presents I got, and it is already after dinner… I will have to do that tomorrow.

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That’s what I got in my cracker this year… a tiny badminton set… the toys are getting worse.

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That is what a plum pudding looks like… which is why we soak it in booze and set it on fire…

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Sorry it is a bad picture… low lighting… it was dark… I will try to get a better picture tomorrow… I told you, we do the whole thing twice…

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And there is my older daughter, Jessica… playing with the tiny rubber hands I got in my Christmas stocking… and there is Jason, the guy who is marrying her in less than four months… wondering if that is still a good idea…

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Yeah, I can’t really explain a Browne family Christmas. Did I mention there is going to be about 18 people living at my mom’s house for the next few days? Try to keep up.

 

 

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Nothing says Christmas like an ugly sweater… so my family must really love me, right?

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You know what else says Christmas?

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Santa socks and fake, fluffy snowballs for indoor snowball fights. No, those aren’t my feet. Those are Mollie’s feet. It is also a good sign when your 17-year-old daughter and your 26-year old daughter still dress up in the matching Christmas jammies they got last year…

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Jessica’s legs are crossed, just so you know. Her feet aren’t on backwards. Another thing I love is that the girls still get as excited about Christmas as they did when they were little.

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There are Jessica and Jason… soon to be married. Hey, I’m taking your picture, dude. Look up… you aren’t part of the family yet… you need to pretend to be polite to me still!!!

 

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Let the Christmas magic commence!!!

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Uh… wow…

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There is my mom, still spry at well over ninety… trying to wake up… and yes, we put hard-boiled eggs in our stockings… don’t judge us.

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Now she looks more Christmassy.

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There’s Jason, my older daughter’s fiance… yes, Jessica, the one that is getting married in four months. If he looks a little grinchy, it is because it is early…

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But we had an awesome sunrise. That is the mountain just North of the Golden Gate bridge, so the sun isn’t even rising over there, it is rising behind me. That is how awesome our Christmas sunrise was.

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There is only one gift good enough for you… and that’s me!!!

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Merry Christmas… or happy whatever you do or don’t believe in day!!!

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Santa… part 3…

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Well, that ended up being sort of cool…

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