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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 7…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Fake your own death. I am sure this will be fairly complicated. I just come up with these brilliant ideas… I don’t pretend to be able to provide all the details. I can’t do everything. And we can’t all move to Canada.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 6…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

If you are not white and male, I strongly suggest you get some white makeup and a fake mustache. I know, I feel bad about this too, but, in case you haven’t noticed, the guy is a racist and a sexist, and he surrounds himself with people who feel the same way… even the women… I’m not exactly sure how the men who aren’t Caucasian justify supporting or even working for or with Trump, but it has to be a little unnerving.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 5…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

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Okay, I may not have thought this one through. I was going to suggest that you bio-engineer a virus that will kick off a zombie apocalypse, on the theory that the survivors would end up living in a Trump-free world. But, as soon as I started doing this post, I realized two things. Most of his followers are well-armed gun nuts or out-and-out survivalists, and they are probably going to end up being the ones who repopulate the world… oh boy… and also, Trump won’t be attacked by any zombies… because they are looking for brains… so never mind.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 4…

Posted on January 6, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Find a famous person to hang around with… preferably a British one… especially a funny British one. (Like, for example, Eric Idle of Monty Python fame)… I think you are a lot less likely to be hassled by… whatever Trump ends up calling his ‘secret police’… whilst hanging out with a celebrity, because it will be more likely to be reported by whatever liberal media is still allowed to exist… if any… and maybe make the international news. Also, everyone loves a funny British person. At the very least, you will be laughing… up until the point where you are arrested.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 3…

Posted on January 6, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Find some friends, snuggle up together, and sleep for four years. I am still banking on the fact that America couldn’t possibly be stupid enough to elect Trump twice… on the other hand, I didn’t think they would be stupid enough to do it once… so… yeah…

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 2…

Posted on January 6, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Move to the Arctic… wait… what am I saying? They are going to remove all restrictions and oversight on everything that causes climate change… the Arctic will no longer exist… maybe move to the top of a very tall mountain… in Uruguay…

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 1…

Posted on January 6, 2017 by pouringmyartout

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Hide under your bed for four years.

What? Oh, well, of course I sleep in a bed like that. I am a Scottish Lord, remember.

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So, have you figured out that you elected a giant asshole yet?

Posted on January 5, 2017 by pouringmyartout

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Remember when this guy used to say stupid stuff, and we were all sure they would cost him the election?

Posted on January 5, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Now, he says stupid stuff, and he is only days away from being the most powerful man in the most powerful country on the planet, at a time when the climate is going crazy, Russia and China are acting up, terrorism is rampant, the economy was almost but not quite fixed, and the world is in turmoil.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Show us your tax returns, divest yourself of your companies that are conflicts of interest, get off Twitter, and get your head out of your ass, Donald.