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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 13…

Posted on January 9, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Invest your money in wall-building materials, taco trucks, and giant, gold letter T’s… but don’t actually drive around in the truck… that might get you deported… hire some Trump supporters to do that.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 12…

Posted on January 8, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Learn to breathe underwater… or grow gills… because, you know… unrestricted corporations, a gutted EPA run by climate change deniers, no oversight or ethics at all when it comes to the things that are causing global warming… I am in good shape, because I swim like a fish and have size fifteen feet. The bad news is that I live pretty close to the Pacific Ocean.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 11…

Posted on January 8, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Get healthy… now… because, you know… no health care…

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 10…

Posted on January 8, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Learn to overlook stuff. Here is a short list of things you should start with:

Ethics violations

Racial slurs

Random vagina grabbing

Abuse of power

Corporate greed

Melting icecaps

Higher taxes… unless you are rich

Poor air quality

Violent attacks on members of minority groups

Horrible and stupid tweets from the most powerful man on the planet

Women being treated like crap

I could go on… endlessly… but maybe you should just start practicing overlooking these things… and work your way down from here.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 9…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I suggest investing in a good quality air mask. Once the regulations for the big corporations go away, you will be lucky if you can even see through the air anymore.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 8…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Disguise yourself as a Trump supporter. I know, this is… unpalatable… but you don’t actually have to shoot anyone or anything, or yell racial or sexual slurs, or punch your wife or grab a stranger’s vagina. You just have to look like you might.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 7…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Fake your own death. I am sure this will be fairly complicated. I just come up with these brilliant ideas… I don’t pretend to be able to provide all the details. I can’t do everything. And we can’t all move to Canada.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 6…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

If you are not white and male, I strongly suggest you get some white makeup and a fake mustache. I know, I feel bad about this too, but, in case you haven’t noticed, the guy is a racist and a sexist, and he surrounds himself with people who feel the same way… even the women… I’m not exactly sure how the men who aren’t Caucasian justify supporting or even working for or with Trump, but it has to be a little unnerving.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 5…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

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Okay, I may not have thought this one through. I was going to suggest that you bio-engineer a virus that will kick off a zombie apocalypse, on the theory that the survivors would end up living in a Trump-free world. But, as soon as I started doing this post, I realized two things. Most of his followers are well-armed gun nuts or out-and-out survivalists, and they are probably going to end up being the ones who repopulate the world… oh boy… and also, Trump won’t be attacked by any zombies… because they are looking for brains… so never mind.

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 4…

Posted on January 6, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Find a famous person to hang around with… preferably a British one… especially a funny British one. (Like, for example, Eric Idle of Monty Python fame)… I think you are a lot less likely to be hassled by… whatever Trump ends up calling his ‘secret police’… whilst hanging out with a celebrity, because it will be more likely to be reported by whatever liberal media is still allowed to exist… if any… and maybe make the international news. Also, everyone loves a funny British person. At the very least, you will be laughing… up until the point where you are arrested.