Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?… (another recycled Christmas post)…

I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a diamond ring. And no, I don’t want to think about Santa shimmying down a chimney. My mind is messed up enough already.

And while we are on the subject, that song “Baby It’s Cold Outside’ is just sick. That guy is just trying to seduce that poor, innocent girl. He is trying to get her drunk and talk her into spending the night with him. She can find a cab. She can call a cab company on the phone. Dude, you are making all men look bad with your pathetic attempts to try to beg that girl to stay. She isn’t ready yet, or you wouldn’t have to be trying so hard. Now just give it up.

Thank you. I feel better now.

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8 Responses to Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?… (another recycled Christmas post)…

  1. List of X says:

    We can stop and we will stop. You just have to wait until 12/26.

  2. Lucy Brazier says:

    I also think it is wrong to offer sexy-time to Santa in return for hugely expensive gifts. If you want things like that, you have to be really good all year. And you’re right – the other chap is a borderline rapist in that song!

  3. bwcarey says:

    great post, after all, we are supposedly celebrating the Spirit of God Most High, Jesus being the son and all, happy holidays santa

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