Monthly Archives: March 2016

Next, you will be telling me the tooth fairy isn’t real…

So yeah, Jessica and I went for a walk in the desert after I got to Scottsdale… just so you know, that isn’t a place where they wash lost dogs… a wash, in Arizona, is one of those dry river beds … Continue reading

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Well, I been through the desert in a car with no name…

First off, let me just say that I hate that song… you are riding a horse through the desert… I think you have time to name your freekin’ horse… (Also, my car [which is only mine because my wife drives … Continue reading

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So, I’ve decided to become a monk…

You know how I went off to some mysterious location this weekend that I couldn’t tell you about? Well, I was out in the desert at a monastery… The Brothers of the Perpetual Self-Castigation and Whinery Winery, near Gila Bend, … Continue reading

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Trump University teaches us everything we need to know… about Trump…

Think about it. He offers to impart his wisdom, his tricks for getting rich… and, in a way, he does deliver on that promise… because mostly how he got rich, aside from getting a huge loan from his daddy… was … Continue reading

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Oh yeah… we just got tickets to see Bad Company!!!

And not only Bad Company… Bad Company with Paul Rogers doing vocals… the original vocalist… who just happens to have one of the most powerful, soulful, rock/blues voices ever! And, as if that wasn’t enough, they will be joined by Joe … Continue reading

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The me tiki… part 7…

Oh heck yeah… the tiki is really starting to look like me… I used a black marker to color in the shades, and a thin Sharpie marker to make the mustache, goatee and eyebrows look more real. Don’t get me … Continue reading

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The me tiki… part 5…

I am still hacking away at that piece of wood… trying to make it look like me… Making some more cross cuts… hoping I don’t cut too deep and end up having to slice the tip on my nose off … Continue reading

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Feeling anger at the political system? Try: Votetrumpicil!

WARNING… side effects may include: Shrinking of male genitals, decrease in hand size, projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea, loss of brain function, impulsive thoughts and actions, hair loss, unexpected hair growth in unwanted places, toenail flying off, rashes, boils, sharpened tongues, speaking without thinking, … Continue reading

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The me tiki… part 4…

Oh yeah, that tiki that I am carving… the one that is supposed to end up looking like my gravatar image… is coming along. I still have a lot of work to do, but I think this might actually work. … Continue reading

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Freedom of speech… some thoughts…

Freedom of speech. It seems like such a simple and obvious thing, at least in some countries. But it isn’t simple at all. Yes, you have the freedom to say anything, within a few well-established guidelines. You can’t yell “FIRE” … Continue reading

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