Feeling anger at the political system? Try: Votetrumpicil!

WARNING… side effects may include:

Shrinking of male genitals, decrease in hand size, projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea, loss of brain function, impulsive thoughts and actions, hair loss, unexpected hair growth in unwanted places, toenail flying off, rashes, boils, sharpened tongues, speaking without thinking, listening without understanding, climate change denial, an increased feeling that you need to stockpile automatic weapons in your underground bunker, a need to dig an underground bunker, hatred of Obama and his policies even though those policies are still in the process of fixing things broken by the last idiot who was in the White House before Obama, closed-mindedness, racist tendencies, excessive religious fanaticism, wealth hoarding, bankruptcy, the urge to shoot someone in Times Square to see if it decreases your number of friends, cysts, blindness, kidney infection, anal leakage, orange hair, orange skin, feelings of inferiority, pomposity, excessive outrage, wanting to sue everybody who says anything negative about you, negative tweeting, obnoxious facial expressions, low self-esteem or excessively high self-esteem, multiple marriages, impure thoughts about your own daughter, warts, gallstones, yeast infections, sociopathic tendencies, the complete downfall of America and a cessation of all that it once stood for and made it such a great country, and feelings of superiority not backed up by any actual evidence.

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14 Responses to Feeling anger at the political system? Try: Votetrumpicil!

  1. OMG NOT anal leakage, the rest of it, Meh…

  2. List of X says:

    You forget the worst possible side effect: Donald Trump elected president.

  3. Paul says:

    oh, and to make it more interesting, the republican party chose last night to announce that they will, as of now, begin an active campaign AGAINST their favorite candidate = Trump. This includes national ads asking people to stop voting for Trump – that a vote for Trump is a vote against the republican party HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that you bully! ZAP! POW! KAZAM! Will our masked Trump survive this vicious attack? tune in tomorrow to find out…

  4. axiomaticentity says:

    You forgot hemorrhoids…

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