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Wait… was that Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett singing that creepy Christmas song in a bookstore… again???

I don’t even know where to start with this one. I happened to hear somebody on the TV singing that horrible Christmas song… you know the one… the one that starts off with: Baby, it’s cold outside… yeah, that one, … Continue reading

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Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?… (another recycled Christmas post)…

I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a diamond ring. And no, I don’t want to think about … Continue reading

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Love yourself… some advice on how to make yourself happy… the final chapter…

Okay, I couldn’t finish this series… (and to find out what this post is about, you need to read the first two posts, because I am not explaining it again)…  without adding one song from the classic rock of the 1970’s… and … Continue reading

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Love yourself… some advice on how to make yourself happy… part 2…

Okay, I know, I told you that just substituting the word ‘I’ or ‘me’ wherever is says ‘you’ in your favorite love song is a great way to cheer yourself up… and get a good laugh… especially if you walk … Continue reading

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Love yourself… some advice on how to make yourself happy… part 1…

Okay… perhaps, in the name of good taste and your own mental health, you shouldn’t love yourself quite as much as I love me… but here is a simple way to cheer yourself up when you are feeling as blue … Continue reading

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Ol’ Man Liver… (or); Time to get my Weird Al on…

I have decided to lighten the mood around here by sharing a little thing me and the crack squirrels have been working on this morning… an amusing rewrite of the song; Ol’ Man River from the 1927 musical ‘Showboat’. ***(As … Continue reading

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Greensleeves was all my joy, greensleeves was my delight…

Hey… I really like a pair of nice, green sleeves… maybe velvet… a nice, dark green… oh, yeah… hey… stop judging me…

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I got a peaceful, easy feeling…

And no… I haven’t been smoking any whacky tobbaccy…

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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight…

Which isn’t really surprising when you consider the fact that male lions sleep like 23 hours a freekin’ day…

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No… I don’t wonder who wrote the book of love…

I wonder about the people who read the book of hate.

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