Tag Archives: Photoshop

That’s some sun! (Say that 5 times fast)… part 2…

I’m just playing with the color balances in Photoshop. Okay, that might be too much… That’s much better. Here is the original, in case you forgot what it looked like… This is the best way to learn Photoshop. Just get … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 11…

Get healthy… now… because, you know… no health care…

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 10…

Learn to overlook stuff. Here is a short list of things you should start with: Ethics violations Racial slurs Random vagina grabbing Abuse of power Corporate greed Melting icecaps Higher taxes… unless you are rich Poor air quality Violent attacks … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 9…

I suggest investing in a good quality air mask. Once the regulations for the big corporations go away, you will be lucky if you can even see through the air anymore.  

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 8…

Disguise yourself as a Trump supporter. I know, this is… unpalatable… but you don’t actually have to shoot anyone or anything, or yell racial or sexual slurs, or punch your wife or grab a stranger’s vagina. You just have to … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 7…

Fake your own death. I am sure this will be fairly complicated. I just come up with these brilliant ideas… I don’t pretend to be able to provide all the details. I can’t do everything. And we can’t all move … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 1…

Hide under your bed for four years. What? Oh, well, of course I sleep in a bed like that. I am a Scottish Lord, remember.

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So, have you figured out that you elected a giant asshole yet?

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There is only one gift good enough for you… and that’s me!!!

Merry Christmas… or happy whatever you do or don’t believe in day!!!

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Sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words…

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