Tag Archives: humor

We are going to break the record for the most comments made on one WordPress post, and then we will all be rich and famous and they will put us in the Guinness Book of World Records, and all you have to do is type a bunch of words…

I don’t know you, but I need your help. Yes, I freely admit that this idea started off as just another of my shameless attempts to bump up my stats. But it has grown into something really awesome, and you … Continue reading →

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I really am taking over the world!!!

I got 2 views from China. I guess the tight internet restrictions they have were no match for a good, old-fashioned bombardment of pictures of my sunglasses. If we were playing a game of Risk, I would be kicking butt. … Continue reading →

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Here it is… the new book…

Here is the new novel in my action/adventure/comedy/science fiction series: The Otherwhere Chronicles. Book two is called: Down To Earth… I am now going to try to add it to my sidebar with the other books, but I am a … Continue reading →

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I gave Willie a Christmas present…

He now has his own, signed copy of the monkey book. After our trip to the California Academy of Sciences, we went out to dinner with Willie and his family in a very nice Burmese restaurant in a quaint little … Continue reading →

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Adding to my collection of famous people who Tweeted me back…

I got a ‘Hi’ from Megan Amram. She writes for a little TV show called Parks and Recreation. Maybe you heard of it. My older daughter introduced me to her Twitter feed, and she does some funny Tweets. Oh, and … Continue reading →

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A literary interview with a young reader…

Me: Hey, Willie, whatcha got there? Willie: Just the most awesome book ever. And guess what! It was written by a good friend of mine. Me: Well it does my heart good to see a young person who likes to … Continue reading →

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How to stalk famous people on Twitter…

I only joined Twitter to stalk celebrities and get them to Tweet me so my older daughter would think I’m cool… is that irony?… Now that I have managed to sucker… uh… lure… so many famous people into my collection, … Continue reading →

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Holy moley… I really am an author…

It is just now hitting me for the first time. I really am an author. Oh, I know I haven’t made much money. But there are copies of my books floating around out there. Some of them in countries far … Continue reading →

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umm… Dana Carvey is following me on Twitter???

Arthur Browne, You have a new follower on Twitter. Dana Carvey @danacarvey Youtube:http://t.co/IgUhxdUpOM Facebook:http://t.co/GuCd1O2UKq San Francisco · http://www.danacarvey.com Followed by Ben Stiller and jimmy fallon. Following————————- Yeah… you read that right… Dana Carvey is following me on Twitter… I know … Continue reading →

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Everybody got somethin’ to hide…

… except for me and my monkey book!!! Now I just need to put it in my sidebar and do links… I guess you could just go to thebookpatch.com where my other book is sold and do a search for … Continue reading →

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