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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 6…

Posted on January 13, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Another important way to avoid getting in trouble for your own heinous actions, now that you have decided to become a really horrible person, is the counterattack. As soon as someone mentions any of your horrendous deeds, threaten to sue … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 5…

Posted on January 13, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Here is another good trick for getting yourself out of hot water once you commit your life to being a really horrible person. Whenever someone asks you why you did one of the horrible things you did, immediately respond by … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 4…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

We are now getting to some of the more advanced tips on getting away with being a complete curmudgeon, scoundrel, cad and bounder… sorry for the harsh terminology. When you are confronted with accusations pertaining to your outlandish behavior, and … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 3…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Invariably, if you decide to become a really horrible person, people will catch on. And then, someone might just ask you about some of the horrible things that you did. Do not try lying, not yet. You are still an … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 2…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Congratulations! You did it! You became a world-class douche-nozzle, a life-sized human phlegm statue, a vile, despicable, low-life piece of swamp vermin! Good job! Now we can get into the actual lesson plan for how to get away with all … Continue reading →

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 1…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Step one is actually the hardest part. In order to get away with being a really horrible person, first, you have to become a really horrible person… unless you already are a really horrible person, and then, well, you came … Continue reading →

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Against all enemies, both foreign and domestic…

Posted on January 12, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I am going to make one more attempt to tell you how close we are to becoming a totalitarian state with a dictator as our leader. Because I don’t think most people really see the threat looming over us. But … Continue reading →

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Is that a moon rainbow?

Posted on January 11, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I guess it didn’t show up in the photo as well as I was hoping it would It was awesome in real life. It is a circular rainbow around the moon… except it isn’t raining here… and I suspect it … Continue reading →

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I just want a pet dragon, is that too much to ask?

Posted on January 11, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Maybe I should have filed the spike off and put a saddle there… but still…

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Can we stop calling them buildings?

Posted on January 11, 2017 by pouringmyartout

I get confused by the word ‘building’. Somehow, it is not only a thing you do, but the thing you are doing that thing to. To me, it makes no sense that, once you are done doing that thing, you … Continue reading →

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