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Everybody calm down… I am not really planning on taking over the world…

Some of you… and I am not mentioning any names… have taken my comments about taking over the world way too seriously. As with so many of my amusing little ideas on this blog, my flag posts seem to have stirred … Continue reading

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Oh, forget about the crack squirrels…

Try this instead. Just hold down the scroll button on my blog. I have the infinite scroll set, so you can just keep going. Trust me… try it… the longer you do it… the farther you go… the stranger it … Continue reading

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I miss ‘talk like a pirate’ day!

Every day of the year should be a ‘talk like something or someone’ day… Here are a few suggestions: Talk like Christopher Walken day. Talk like Bill Clinton day. Talk like Daffy Duck day. Talk like a flamboyant gay guy … Continue reading

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The Willy Pepper Challenge…

Oh boy… This is a little awkward… I have been issued a challenge by my good friend over at: http://theviewfromadrawbridge.wordpress.com/ The challenge is called: The Willy Pepper Challenge. I am supposed to take this picture: And then write something clever … Continue reading

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One more question…

Can anybody see the photos I used in the tobacco cutting and hanging stories down below? Two people have told me they can’t see the pictures. Please let me know. I can delete them and try it again if you think … Continue reading

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Time for me to ramble on…

That last post sounded a little bossy. Or maybe whiney. So I am going to try to explain myself better… which is probably a mistake because I am sick and my brain is working in some strange ways… even for … Continue reading

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Life is funny…

I do a bunch of posts about how I am only getting 20 or 30 views a day, and for that I get 223 views.

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What I am learning about Google and how they messed up the search engines and made us all get fewer visitors on our blogs…

Uuuuummmm… they messed up the search engines and made us all get fewer visitors on our blogs. Hey… I am a computer moron. You don’t really expect me to understand this stuff, do you? Go to the link in the … Continue reading

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No, this is not one of those posts where I moan about the fact that I am having a slow week… I just miss you guys…

This is more like I am working behind the counter of a candy store and no customers are coming in and I get bored and start talking to myself and maybe wondering if I made the wrong kind of candy … Continue reading

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Okay, I know I said that I was all done with the zombie thing, but Big Johnnie… you know, that’s Willie’s dad… found this cool website where you can turn yourself… or anybody else… into a zombie…I swear, after this, no more zombies…

It is fun and easy to do. You just take a regular picture off your Facebook page… Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… sorry… in direct sunlight I don’t look that much better as a living human being… I am getting old… but anyway, you … Continue reading

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