Tag Archives: disneyland

See, now this is funny…

I mean, it is funny, right? Is it funnier with an original boat? Or maybe with hippos? Wait, you do know one of those boats sank, right?

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Jobs that Trump could handle… uh, I only thought of this one, so far, you may need to help me…

I know, it seems like a lot for him to deal with, but remember, the animals are all fake, the boat runs on a track so he doesn’t have to steer it for real, and the gun is loaded with … Continue reading

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Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 5…

I like to wear my Captain Jack Sparrow pirate hat… The only place I don’t wear it is at Disneyland. And the only time I don’t wear it is around Halloween… Nope, I wear it when I am blogging… I … Continue reading

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Some random scary things from our trip to Disneyland to start getting you in the mood for Halloween…

Skulls are always fun… and they take a haunted mansion and make it scary in a different way… Although I am still forced to wonder what sort of psychological damage we are doing to young children by showing them Jack … Continue reading

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Okay, we just got back from Disneyland, and while I was over at California Adventure, I ate some Mexican food in front of a movie poster from Mary Poppins…

I think I just invented chimichanga and churros with a side order of chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheree…

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Going to Disneyland turned me into a Canadian…

Because now I have seen some moose… mooses… moosi… And I saw a beaver… So now Trent and Zoe and all my Canadian minions can stop acting so superior. In fact, I think I saw something that even most Canadians … Continue reading

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So… yeah… we went to Disneyland… again…

My wife looked on some website and told me that, because it was a weekend, and some schools had started spring break, and because it was going to be 80 degrees,┬áthe crowd was going to be a ‘9 out of … Continue reading

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Oh, forget about the crack squirrels…

Try this instead. Just hold down the scroll button on my blog. I have the infinite scroll set, so you can just keep going. Trust me… try it… the longer you do it… the farther you go… the stranger it … Continue reading

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Why I would make an awesome pirate… Part 1…

I have had it pointed out to me that my new Disneyland pirate hat might be mistaken for the tricorn hats now being used as a symbol of the Tea Party. Like the beads, fake dreadlocks and bandana aren’t enough … Continue reading

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There is one thing…

… that makes Disneyland the coolest place on Earth. That is the hats. You can get some wicked cool hats there. And even normal people can walk around for the day in a weird hat without feeling out-of-place. Thank goodness … Continue reading

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