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A last word on minions…

I love all of my little minions so much that I now make you a solemn promise… I will not feed you the cheap minion chow any longer. What was it called again? Oh yeah… ‘Soylent Yellow Minion Chow’… From … Continue reading

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Nazi cows are funny… but they are no laughing matter…

Yes… you herd me… (ha, see what I did there?)… Nazi cows are a real thing. Don’t you watch the Daily Show with Jon Stewart? Were else can you get your news and still laugh? It turns out that back … Continue reading

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Okay… sorry… I am just so proud of this tweet that I can’t wait and save it for my ‘twit wit’ series of posts…

Maybe there is a reason we are afraid to eat green eggs and ham… are you even a real doctor???

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Once again I am reminded how much cooler kids are than adults…

Uh… what is that, I can almost hear you asking me? That, my friends, is a bowl of ice cream… a mix of ‘cookies and cream’ and ‘mint chocolate chip’… with some Goldfish cheese crackers thrown in. And that is … Continue reading

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There is something wrong with my banana…

Maybe I am just being paranoid, you know, reading all about the GMO food and the weird experiments the big food companies are doing with the stuff we eat… but I swear, bananas do not get ripe the way they … Continue reading

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I can’t wait until drones start delivering my food…

The future is finally here…

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to the Commander in Chief and the Joint Chiefs of Staff… but here’s an idea…

Instead of dropping bombs on these Isis guys, why don’t we try dropping Big Macs on them first… I know, it sounds like a crazy idea at first… most of my ideas seem crazy at first, and it isn’t until … Continue reading

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So, if we feed cows to other cows…

Would they poop hamburger?

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It’s nice to look at nature while you eat… part 2…

I told you I would explain why all those fish-hunting birds hang around outside the Barefoot Bar and Grill. The reason is simple. They have a big fish pond… with big fish… and some fairly sizable sharks… It is fun … Continue reading

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It’s nice to look at nature while you eat… part 1…

We went back to that restaurant by the bay, the one I took my wife to on one of our romantic dates. This time we brought our younger daughter, Mollie, and our dog, Shiloh. I like that place. Not only is … Continue reading

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