Uh…merica… part 2…

Don’t get me wrong, I love this country with a burning passion…

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But we are just a little bit crazy…

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We know this stuff is killing us…

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But come on, it is fun to throw stuff in hot oil and see what comes out…

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Oh yeah, eat some deep-fried fat and then… wait… what the hell is that???

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We load people up with greasy food and then do that to them???

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Yes, we do.

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We are still the world leaders in giant inflatable corn ear technology.

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We also lead the world in weird musical groups.

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You can’t take that away from us.

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Hey, it isn’t like we eat deep-fried food every day… at least not in California… I guess if you go to the South, that might not be true.

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You see the red arrow I added to the picture above… pointing to the giant Texas-sized maple bacon donut… I had one of those…

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That thing was huge… and awesome…

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That sign up there… with the emergency nurse with the defibrillation paddles… that isn’t meant ironically… just so you know…

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I am not sure why those English double-decker buses are in the parking lot ferrying people to their cars, but this is America… it doesn’t have to make sense… it just has to be cool.

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Oh, and I got to pet two nice horses as we were leaving the fair.

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54 Responses to Uh…merica… part 2…

  1. benzeknees says:

    Do you think they had English double decker buses because they had English mascots? The Beatles – English? Double decker buses – English?

  2. I could feel my arteries clogging just looking at those pictures and yet I wanted to try it all. *hanging head in shame*

  3. hastywords says:

    Ummm that donut looked awesome. And you have to see twitter, I just posted a pic for you to see speaking of horses.

  4. joehoover says:

    Have the bacon stall done everything possible with bacon? I’m gonna try and think of a few more things they can do to it.

    Bacon sushi, has it been done? Will it make me a millionaire? I used to eat raw bacon as a kid so I’ve already done the market research, I liked it. I used to cut the rinds off and chew them like candy shoelaces.

  5. kunstkitchen says:

    So where is this, the Bacon County Fair?

  6. joehoover says:

    where was this fair?

  7. Fantastic! I love fairs.

  8. Thanks for reminding me to watch what I eat everyday. I mean, I laughed at the pics and your antics, but the message sank in. Thanks again, really.

  9. Elyse says:

    I do not understand this bacon thing. I like bacon. With my eggs, a slice on a cheeseburger. But on a donut? In ice cream (from a Denny’s ad). A little bit of bacon goes a long way.

  10. Paul says:

    I can’t believe you actually ate one of those bacon donuts. My choloresterol wnet up just looking at it. Yikes!

  11. Al says:

    You’re all nutty as fruitcakes

  12. Pick one: industrial sized bacon doughnut or 10 extra years in a nursing home…

  13. Rincewind says:

    ohhh drool, chocolate covered bacon… oh man, so need to visit the states again, missed out on that delicatessen… 🙂

  14. List of X says:

    I guess we need double-decker buses because after all these bacon, people no longer fit into a regular-sized bus.

  15. sourgirlohio says:

    This reminds me why I’ve wanted to move to Canada for the last 10 years.

  16. frugoal says:

    Haha! Great post!

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