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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 3…

Polar bears… going for the gold… I’m not sure what the correct number of polar bears needed on the half-pipe snowboard course to make it more exciting is. We could start with five… and see how it goes.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 2…

Because curling really needs to be a little more exciting… All we need are a bunch of fuses that burn for random lengths of time.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 1…

Anybody can jump off a big ramp on skis going a hundred miles an hour… But what if they had to slalom around pits filled with burning gasoline afterwards? I would watch that.

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If you laid out all the school shooting victims in this country head to foot, the line of bodies would stretch from Washington to the offices of the NRA…

I’m sorry if that comes across as flippant.

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Just sayin’…

And fuck all the politicians who let the NRA lobbyists have so much power over our political system.

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There is no way Trump could have picked so many evil, corrupt people to work with him just by accident or coincidence…

So think about it. Either he is purposefully picking evil, corrupt people in order to achieve evil, corrupt goals, or he is trying to damage the United States. There is no other explanation.

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Let Trump have his military parade… as long as he throws in a gay pride parade, a black lives matter march, a woman’s march, and all the Dreamers…

It wouldn’t hurt to add every homeless veteran in the United States, everyone Trump ever screwed in a business deal, and at least 500 taco trucks. We could just mix them all together with the military units. I would watch … Continue reading →

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Trump’s first year; a multiple-choice test…

Please choose one or more of the following answers to this question: Is Donald Trump…? A. Woefully unintelligent! B. Wondrously ignorant! C. Weirdly dense! D. Wearily foolish! E. Wickedly dull-witted! F. Wildly simpleminded! G. Wantonly obtuse! H. Willfully idiotic! I. … Continue reading →

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Two completely unrelated stories from my life, done with alternating photos… because I have been busy… and it’s funny to do it this way…

That is a very drunk me. It was taken by my wife, at that Western-themed restaurant near Hollywood, when we drove up there the other day to see a comedy show. That is a very sober me, a selfie I … Continue reading →

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Detours: A California adventure… part 18; A detour within a detour, a brush with future disaster, and a blackened landscape…

That is the sun beginning to set over the Pacific Ocean. I was on another detour… the last of this three-day, detour-strewn adventure from Northern California back to San Diego. I was firmly back in Southern California now. Traffic really … Continue reading →

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