Tag Archives: advice

My three best spams of the day… randomly mixed together… as a poem…

Posted on November 9, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Hi there everybody, here every person is sharing these kinds of experience, thus it’s pleasant to read this website, and I used to pay a visit to this web site daily. Windows and doors will be decorated with red colour paper-cuts … Continue reading →

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged advice, bloggers, blogging, blogs, comments, current-events, humor, poem, poetry, social-media, spam | Leave a comment

Seemed like a good idea at the time… I guess…

Posted on November 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I used the mutant making machine to give myself a nose job. Maybe I thought it would help me to not forget things… but now I can’t remember if that was why I did it or not. What I do … Continue reading →

Posted in My art, Pictures of me, thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, art, current-events, elective surgury, elephant man, elephants, humor, mutants, nose job, Photoshop, photoshop art | 8 Comments

Some of my ideas are good… (or); Yes, I am smarter than little children…

Posted on November 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Back when Mollie was still in elementary school, I used to show up early to pick her up because traffic was so bad. This meant that I spent fifteen or twenty minutes just hanging around and waiting. I did not … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, games, humor, kids, smart, smarter, tag | 8 Comments

Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

Posted on November 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading →

Posted in Dick Cheney, thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, current-events, dick cheney, equal rights, equality, fairness, gay, humor, lesbian, philosophy, politics, religion, social-media | 13 Comments

I am going to ask you for technical help… so feel free to leave me on hold for a few hours… and then be really condescending… or maybe talk with an Indian accent…

Posted on October 31, 2015 by pouringmyartout

So… how do I remove one of the menu buttons from my top bar thing? I tried doing it by myself, and it didn’t work. I don’t want to mess anything else up, but that Heirloom story is no longer … Continue reading →

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged advice, bloggers, blogging, blogs, current-events, help, humor, social-media, tech support, writing | 60 Comments

Love yourself… I mean, maybe not as much as I do… but still…

Posted on October 30, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Oh man… I kill me…

Posted in My art, Pictures of me | Tagged advice, free porn, humor, love, mental-health, philosophy, photoshop art | 10 Comments

How the god of the old testament reminds me of an irresponsible gun owner, and why that made it impossible for me to take religion seriously… seriously…

Posted on October 30, 2015 by pouringmyartout

You know how, every once in a while, and way more often than you think it could or should happen, some idiot leaves a gun lying around, and then some kid ends up shooting either another kid or themselves? The … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged adam and eve, advice, current-events, god, guns, humor, morality, philosophy, religion, social-media | 14 Comments

Look deep into my eyes…

Posted on October 29, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Hey… my eyes are up there…

Posted in My art | Tagged advice, art, blogging, boobs, cool shades, current-events, eyes, humor, Photoshop, photoshop art, social-media | 9 Comments

Please… just put me in charge of this crazy planet… for a year or two…

Posted on October 29, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I started a Facebook campaign recently, running for the position of Supreme Leader of all the Universes. And I won. There has been some suggestion that my victory was due mostly to low voter turnout. But if you do not … Continue reading →