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You handed very big powers to a very small man with a very small mind and a very small ego…

I hope you can live with yourselves… hell, I hope we can all just live. Advertisements

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Adaptive camouflage… part 2…

Yes, my new device will allow me to sneak up on anyone… anywhere… and slip my business card with my blog address on it into their unsuspecting pockets! And then, they will look at my blog, and get sucked into … Continue reading

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Please… just put me in charge of this crazy planet… for a year or two…

I started a Facebook campaign recently, running for the position of Supreme Leader of all the Universes. And I won. There has been some suggestion that my victory was due mostly to low voter turnout. But if you do not … Continue reading

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The more I watch the news…

The more I see about the way things are going on this planet, the more I realize you all need me to be in charge. You should really start talking to the other people who live on this world and … Continue reading

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But seriously… all joking aside… I am going to conquer this planet…

I have done posts about the new rules you can expect. You might want to search my blog for them so you can be prepared.

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So, I did warn you right up front that I only started this blog so I could take over the world, right?

I mean, it is more than a little ironic, but I don’t want to be dishonest about the fact that this is basically a criminal organization bent on world domination… and now that I have the secret lair in the … Continue reading

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The next time you are in bed with the person you love, and you have to get out of that nice, warm bed to turn off the light, take a moment before you flip the light switch to wave at the person who is still in bed…

… because they are totally in charge of your relationship…

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