Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… the final chapter… I hope…

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I should feel bad about this one, but I am too busy laughing.

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 4…

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Short attention span and self-absorption, not a good combination in any job.

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 3…

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I guess they are reading to him?

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 2…

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If that doesn’t give you chills…

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Seriously, why would you trust this guy to do any important job???… part 1…

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Sorry, I hope you manage to get that image out of your head someday. But this might get worse if the crack squirrels living in my head decide to go off the rails… again…

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Don’t worry, I am not turning this into a hipster food blog… but we did go out for a nice meal the other day…

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If you look past the large, scary man… (no, he isn’t scary, that’s our friend, Big Johnny, who has known my wife since high school, and me for a lot of years, and is called ‘Big’ because I am 6 feet 4 inches tall, and he makes me look regular sized)… you will see a doorway.

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There is Big Johnny, with his wife, Eva, and his son, Willie, who also happens to be my godson. We ate at a Vegan restaurant, which I am amused to tell you was actually awesome.

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Yeah, I’m not lost…

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Anyway, this Kindred place had awesome food, and a skull theme.

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I had a large adult beverage… with a spaceman in it…

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Which led me to the men’s room, where you have to use a urinal while heavy metal music assaults you, and this guy watches you pee.

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But, after passing the four-eyed, flower-haired, skull-topped, ram-horned devil on the way to the restroom, that felt like a relaxing place to be.

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There I am, outside, doing the selfie thing, wearing my best dress-tie-dye. It was a cute little neighborhood not too far from downtown San Diego. I can’t tell you how many cute babies and little kids and dogs I met. But it was a lot.

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So yeah, the food was awesome. I am not showing you photos of the food. This isn’t going to be a food blog.

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And I will show you the huge alcohol-filled punch bowl that Eva got for us. Did I mention it was like ten in the morning? And I had to go to work later?

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So, I got a little hammered.

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Which might explain the selfie and this picture of a plane coming in to land.

 

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Tripping the light fantastic… wait, what the heck is that?… part 4…

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Don’t worry, I am going to tell you what all of these are…

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They are all different versions of the same thing…

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And what, I hear you asking with a resigned sigh, fearing that you are just acting as an enabler for my shenanigans,  is that one thing that these are all versions of???

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I’m getting to that…

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Because they are all versions of this photo that I took…

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And you should know what that is, because I did a post about it a long while back. Now, don’t get frustrated yet, because I have more of this series on the way, but I am going to mix in some more of the photos I saved.

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Tripping the light fantastic… wait, what the heck is that?… part 3…

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Another hint: It is still the same image I used for the first posts in this series.

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Dear white supremacist racists, why are all your heroes perverts and sexual deviants who never had a normal relationship with a member of the opposite… or any… sex???

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Low self-esteem and a troubled relationship with their parents seems to be a theme, resulting in paranoia, delusions, habitual lying, a need to find a scapegoat for their failures, and a love of twisted fetishism that crosses most boundaries of the accepted norm, and I mean any norm… and that’s grading on a curve… from a guy who grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area during the 60’s and 70’s… where the norm is pretty far out there.

So, these are the guys you look up to, idolize, worship? I have to say, this seems to say something about you as well.

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Tripping the light fantastic… wait, what the heck is that?… part 2…

I will give you a hint: It is the same thing as this…

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Which is the same thing as this…

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And this…

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And this…

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I hope that helps.

 

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