The third book…

The third book in my action/humor science fiction series should be available within the next day or two…

book 1My daughter and I have finished the back and forth of the process to fix the few little glitches that always seem to show up when we send a new book to print. As soon as she finishes the last ones, we should be good to go… and, of course, after my blog buddy over at; https://gibberjabberin.wordpress.com/  helps me set up the new link in my sidebar so that when you click on the picture of the book it takes you to where you need to go.

I will let you know when that happens.

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I am at the Starbucks on Camarillo St… In North Hollywood… Waiting for you…

The address is 11331 Camarillo St. Los Angeles… 91602…

Come and hang out with me.

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If you want to meet me in person today, and live in the Los Angeles area…

I am going to be sitting in a Starbucks somewhere in the North Hollywood area… all day… doing some writing and some editing… I will bring my ipad and do a post letting you know the exact location as soon as I find out what it is.

I have to take my daughter to an all-day event in that area. It is an almost three-hour drive to get there from San Diego, so it makes no sense for me to turn around and go back home, just to turn around again to pick her up.

So I will be sitting there… alone… all day…

You should be able to spot me easily enough. I am still six-feet tall and have size 15 feet… and crack squirrels peeking out of my ears… and I will probably be sitting at a table covered with papers and notes and binders and stuff… if I can find a table at Starbucks… If I am sitting inside, I might not be wearing the sunglasses, but don’t let that throw you…

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It’s not that simple…

Remember my post the other day… the shameless one… no… the other shameless one… yes… the one where I suggested that if you all bought a few of my books… available as links if you click the pictures of the books in my sidebar… that we could look at it as a form of crowd-funding and it would keep me from having to get a minimum wage job… which would cut into my blogging time…?

Well, someone, and I apologize for not remembering who, mentioned that since I told you all that I only make a few dollars off each copy of my books I sell, that it wasn’t going to be enough to help.

But the thing is… and you know how I do love my ‘things’… that, while there is some obvious truth in that statement, there are other factors to consider.

If, as I have so far, I sell a few dozen books, then no, it isn’t really making any difference. However, if I manage to sell a few hundred books, then it can make all the difference in the world.

Let me tell you why.

Even a small amount… like a hundred dollars or so… coming in would demonstrate to my wife that all the time I spend blogging is helping me get somewhere. Trust me, this is a good thing.

Also, if I can go to literary agents and publishing houses and can tell them that I have sold a few hundred books, this, according to the ‘Idiot’s Guide To Getting Published’ book that my wife gave me… back when she still supported my crazy idea of trying to make a living with my imagination… will actually cause them to take some notice of me, thereby making me stand out from the crowd and increasing my chances of being published. (A successful blog can do the same thing, which explains my shamelessness… at least in regards to how often I troll the topic pages begging for attention)…

If I ever do end up getting professionally published… with movie rights and book signings and appearances on late night talk shows and all that… then I might actually become well-known… and you can say you helped me…

Isn’t this the dream of all of us who pound a keyboard and spill our hearts and souls out onto blank pages?

I don’t know what the path is. I only know that my head is full of stuff that people might like to share with me. I am not claiming to be a Hemingway or a Tolkien. But I put at least as much effort into being like them as they ever did.

If I do ever succeed, then that means that anybody… seriously… anybody… with an imagination and a dream can maybe be a writer making a living wage… and that is a victory for all of us.

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Jay Leno swears I am not his love-child…

a 1 a 52But I am adopted… just sayin’…

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I want you…

a 1 a 50No… not like that… you flatter yourself… I want you… to show me the way… wait… no… that’s from a Peter Frampton song… I want you to stop farting around and follow my blog, dag nab it! Yes, that’s it… well… not all of it… I also want you to be kind and caring to each other… I want you to be happy and successful… but if you can only be one of those things, then go with happy… I want you to take care of yourself… I want you to not judge other people… they have people who get paid to do that… they are called judges… if you are religious, then let your god do the judging, and if you aren’t, judging people is just a hobby and you can do without it… but most of all, I want you to stop pretending that Donald Trump would make a good president… okay, obviously there are not a lot of Donald Trump supporters hanging around my blog, but just in case one or two of you got lost and ended up here and couldn’t bring yourself to leave because I am so cute and charming and funny and all… stop it… just stop it!

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Even more stuff I have learned from staying alive longer than I ever expected to… part 2…

Never scoop up the dog poo in bare feet… especially if you have had another dog visiting your dog for a week… and the grass hasn’t been mowed in a while… take my word for it…

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Even more stuff I have learned from staying alive longer than I ever expected to… part 1…

Guys, multitasking is all well and good, but never try to save time by brushing your teeth while you take a leak… unless you have an extra toothbrush laying around… just sayin’…

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Here, this is for you…

a 2Because obviously, if you aren’t following my blog yet, you must have a screw loose somewhere…

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It’s like Crowdfunding… only you actually get something in return… (or); This might well be my most shameless post yet, and when I say that, you know it means something…

So it occurred to me that instead of trying to switch my blog over to a paid- advertising-infested hell hole, we could try something else instead… something simple… and shameless… at least on my part… in order to make it so that I don’t have to give up blogging just to get a crappy minimum wage job to… you know… pay the electric bill and buy food and send my kid to college in two years and stuff.

You could all buy one or two of my books.

Think of it as a Crowdfunding venture… or charity, if you would rather.

I mean, you would get a book out of the deal. And it wouldn’t cost you very much. And I would get like… a little more than a dollar for each book. So… win/win, right? The books really are good. This is only to get me through to the time when an agent picks me up and I start making millions selling books and movie rights and so on… or until my plan to use this blog as a platform from which to take over the known universe… whichever comes first.

Either way, once I am rich or the ruler of all that exists, I promise to pay you back.

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