Humpty Trumpty sat of a fence…
Humpty Trumpty gave great offense…
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men…
Seriously… stop pretending this guy is a viable candidate to elect to the presidency…
Humpty Trumpty sat of a fence…
Humpty Trumpty gave great offense…
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men…
Seriously… stop pretending this guy is a viable candidate to elect to the presidency…
This might seem like a bad idea… even for me… but let me explain my thinking… such as it is;
I don’t think I sold very many of my first children’s book; ‘I like Monkeys’, through the blog… (even though it is written and illustrated entirely by yours-truly, and is available by clicking on the picture of the book right over there in the sidebar, and even though it has gotten awesome reviews from every parent and child who has read it)… So I doubt that posting the second one will cut into my almost nonexistent profit margin. Yes, I suppose you could gather your children or grandchildren around the warm glow of the computer monitor and read the story to them that way, but that wouldn’t really compare to the joy of snuggling on a couch surrounded by little ones listening with rapt attention to your voice, while you held up the book to make sure that every little pair of eyes could see the funny pictures, pausing occasionally to discuss the important life-lessons that the story is meant to get you all thinking about… wait… I guess you could do all that on a computer monitor, dang it! Well, you couldn’t send the wee ones to bed with their own copy made out of actual dead trees and watch them as they practice their reading, or just listen to them recite it because they have it memorized from all the times they made you read it to them. (Seriously, one grandmother that my mom gave the monkey book to said her granddaughter absolutely refuses to get into the car to go anywhere unless the monkey book is in the car with her… and the little girl who my daughter, Mollie, babysits… the one I ‘loaned’ my very first copy of the book to, just to get a child’s opinion of the book… cried so hard when her mom asked for it back that I just relented and let them keep it.)
Besides, you all have seen the posts where I walked you through the creation of the book, step by step, from its original… and unusable, insofar as being a book for small children… cartoon comic strip, and the inclusion of the new watercolor paintings I did at my mom’s house when I was last there, and all the clean up of the images in Photoshop, and the other paintings and pictures I scanned from all sorts of other works of art I have lying around to use as backgrounds.
This, to be honest, will not be the final version. This is a mockup. I changed the resolution to 72 DPI instead of 300 DPI so I could email it. The text is not the final version, and will be sized to fill the pages and might be a different font. I haven’t finished the cover page art, and I will probably use some of the images, combined in Photoshop, for end pages. I created it to send to my other daughter, Jessica, the one who helps me format and compile all my books to send to the publisher. She told me there was no way I was going to change that comic strip… with its obvious ‘poking-fun-at-overly-religious-people’ overtones into a book for kids. She now admits she was wrong. She thinks it’s cute. So does Mollie. But Jessica also suggested that I get the opinion of some of my blogger friends. She thought I would just email it to a few of you. But I can’t pick favorites. So I am posting it for all of you.
Please, give me some feedback.
Yup, you heard me, I just became an ordained minister… it takes like five seconds on-line, and is absolutely free… If I ever want to perform an actual wedding, I do need to send a small fee to get my official license, but other than that, I am good to go.
Also, just so you know, I picked that particular church for two reasons. First, they didn’t say anything about not doing gay marriages like some of the sites did, and second, Universal Life Church seems like the perfect church for a non-religious minister like me. I mean, who doesn’t worship life… and the universe?
Mollie took some pictures of me and Shiloh on our little camping adventure by the bay.
That is not her best side, just so you know… that might also not by my best side… sigh… can you tell I have gained back half of that 50 pounds I lost? But hey, my legs are still sexy… calves of steel, I’m telling you.
Shiloh didn’t understand why I kept stopping. I tried to explain how much you all like to see pictures of me… but, would she listen?
It was really hot out there… and wow… she really does have a big tongue, doesn’t she?
That shirt, which my wife got me at Disneyland, used to have a picture of Grumpy the Dwarf on it. I like it better now… no context…
Seriously, if you think that smile makes me look smug, you should see me without the mustache… which explains why I have had one since I was 14.
But I will leave you with that adorable picture of a really sweet, really smart dog.
So yeah, we went camping down by the bay…
We were staying in my mother-in-law’s new RV, and we were parked right beside my wife’s aunt and uncle… so naturally, their dog, Riley, was there too. Riley, the one on the right, is our dog… Shiloh’s… best friend.
My younger daughter, Mollie, was amazed at the size of the grapes grandma brought. We had a little argument over whether, as her science teacher says, that GMO foods are completely safe to eat, or that, as I believe, the huge food corporations are just using all of us as long-term test subjects to see if eating them is safe over the long haul.
When we walked over to check out the big power boat races, I took a picture of that airplane, because I was having fun with the zoom lens.
Is that an ancient, sunken, Roman road in Mission Bay in San Diego???
No, it isn’t. It is an old retaining wall made from sandbags filled with cement, that fell over into the water… but it does sort of look like ancient ruins in the Adriatic somewhere, doesn’t it?
Mollie took that picture of a shore bird.
I have just a few more of the pictures I took of the thunder boat races. I like that one, because that big, inflatable marker buoy looks kind of like a shark fin…
And then, as I looked closer at the photos, I noticed that red stain in the water in the left foreground… and I started to freak out a little.
And then I saw it in another picture, on the right this time. Eventually I figured out that some guy wearing a red trucker’s hat was standing on the shore in front of me, and the zoom lens was blurring the very tip of his hat to the point where it made that effect… but it is sort of cool anyway.
I mean, I really do love boats, but the title is just a little joke, a play on words about that rap song; ‘I like big butts’… we went camping this weekend down by Mission Bay in San Diego.
We were unaware that the ‘thunder boat’ races were going on this weekend.
We only spent a few minutes watching them, but it was an awesome chance to test out the zoom lens.
Man, those boats are loud… and fast…
Those are the boats that go so fast that they sometimes lift up off the water and flip end over end.
The drivers sit in special armored capsules that break away from the boat in the event of a catastrophic crash.
I love the way they shoot up the big rooster tails of water.
It really was sort of awesome.
They look almost like little space ships flying really, really low.
There was just something about the way the throbbing roar of the engines bounced off the hills around the bay. You could feel it in your guts, like the bass and drums at a really loud rock concert.
We went camping this weekend, and I invented the snack of the century!
I was dipping Cheeze-Its into hummus… I call it ‘Cheezus’… because ‘Hummits’ just sounds too dirty…
Oh… wait… I don’t really have anything to add to that… I suppose this would have made a better tweet than a post.


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