Okay, we have reached the end of my last adventure. We have, once again, visited the Bay Area, and seen many marvelous things… flowers and sunsets, dogs and babies, San Francisco, Berkeley, Santa Cruz, Monterey, Morro Bay, and last… and definitely least… Los Angeles and its oh-so-annoying traffic.
Leaving Morro Bay, I was still captivated by the beauty of my surroundings.
Somewhere near Santa Barbara, I stopped at a view point take these two quick shots. This is where the wild… and cold… Pacific Ocean of Northern and Central California begin to give way to the more tropical beaches of Southern California.
It also means that the fun part of the drive is pretty much over.
So I amused myself by taking random pictures out of my car window while I battled the traffic… wait… what does that mean? I know it is a line from a Led Zeppelin song… I was raised on the Zep… but does that mean that you can rent a woman with big legs and no soul? Why would you do that?
I didn’t get a picture of the driver, but it was a young guy with really long hair… which may or may not have been a wig. Let’s just assume that he shows up at parties and DJ’s classical rock songs or something like that.
Hey… how did I end up in Korea… in the 1950’s??? Oh, wait… this is near where they filmed the M*A*S*H TV show… that explains it.
That’s where I spotted this monstrosity… being driven, as well you might expect… by a well-endowed, very tan,. very blond woman… who may or may not actually have been blond. Well, that just about does it for…
Wait… what the heck is that?
I have no idea what that was… I am not a car guy… but, as I’m sure you guessed, it was driven by an extremely -douchie-looking, rich, white guy, who may or may not have worked for some movie studio or evil corporate law firm… and was weaving in and out, cutting people off… it was good to be back in Southern California…
Wait… no it wasn’t!
