Even more pictures of the sun rising on the California coast… oh, yeah!

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Highway one is a special bit of road…

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And if you are willing to get up early enough…

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You will be treated some awesome views as the sun rises.

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It is a crazy, winding road, but there are hundreds of little spots where you can pull over and enjoy the view from various heights.

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Sometimes you are hundreds of feet above the Pacific, and sometimes you are almost at sea level.

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The changing light, the moving mists and fog, the color of the sky and drifting clouds… these are all the photographer’s friends.

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Here, just South of Big Sur, the Pacific is still the cold, wild sea of Northern California.

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You don’t see many palm trees around here…

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Rock stacking has become a world-wide phenomenon.

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See the kelp beds in the water? If you can scuba dive or skin dive in that stuff, and not hear the theme music from Jaws, you are braver than I am.

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I hope you all get a chance to do this drive, at least once in your life.

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The end of an adventure… that should have ended some time ago…

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Why, you might well be asking, especially if you are new around here… or have a bad memory… are we looking at a photograph of the fog-shrouded coastline of California, obviously taken near Big Sur, just as the morning sun begins to tint the sky with magical colors… without so much as an explanation  as to how we got here???

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Why don’t we look at some more pictures while I fill you in… or remind you… whichever…

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So as you may… or may not… recall… (and if you don’t, you should scroll back)… I went on a little adventure last month, from San Diego, where we live, to the Bay Area… (The only ‘Bay Area’ is the San Francisco Bay Area, just ask anybody who grew up there)…

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Our younger daughter, Mollie, who, technically hasn’t even graduated high school yet, was accepted to a pre-med school camp at U C Berkeley… yeah, she is that smart… and I went along to act as a support unit… and I stayed at my mom’s house, because she happens to live just North of Berkeley…

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Ooooh… look… the sun is starting to come up… one advantage of driving on the West coast on Highway One is that you get to see the sun come up for a really long time because of the mountain range… if you time it right… and I did… which we will get to…

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Anyway, the reason you should go back and look at the earlier pictures of my adventure is because there are dogs, and cute kids, and awesome sunsets, and San Francisco, and flowers and a magical plum tree, and all kinds of things… because I know how to have a freekin’ adventure.

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To make a long story short… well… okay, that boat has sailed… but, after a lot of fun in the Bay Area, we stopped by my cousin’s house in Santa Cruz on the way home… and then I stayed to help my cousin with her new baby and active toddler… and did I mention I did lots of pictures of cute kids?

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And when I left their house, I got up at three in the morning, just to take more pictures to share with you, and drove on foggy, narrow roads that cling to the edge of cliffs, so we could watch the sun come up together.

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But meanwhile, we are getting ready to do some remodeling on our house, and my wife wants to get rid of our old computer and switch to laptops… which I, a computer moron, am now trying to learn, along with newer version of all the software… and because our computer has been backing up its files for like two weeks now, these pictures were lost in limbo…

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But now I can finally finish this adventure.

I hope you got all that.

Because for the next few posts, I am not telling the whole story all over again.

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I think I have figured out why I suck at blacksmithing…

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Okay, I skipped ahead a little in the order of these pictures I took, because red-hot metal makes a better hook for drawing in people to the blog than this picture…

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That is my cold bar of steel, that I cold-chiseled the first cuts into, in order to, eventually, make the one piece of steel into two pieces…

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At this point, I am still relatively clean, cool, and hopeful, like I was when I first showed up. To return to the first picture, that shows the bar of metal after I hot-chiseled deeper into the cuts, and I have begun to flair and flatten the one end.

But here is what I finally figured out yesterday. I am all art-side-of-the-brain… I’ve done posts about this… I think one of my very first blog posts explained how I was tested and am actually a freak of nature in this respect… I am off-the-charts.

So I do all kinds of art… painting,drawing,writing, tiki carving, and on and on… and most art comes naturally to me… so I assumed, blacksmithing would too.

But here’s the thing… (hello, thing, I knew you would show up in this post)… Nature gives with one hand and takes away with the other. My all art-side-of-the-braininess means I have no real life skills… I’m not good with tools… and blacksmithing is an art form that uses tools…

It is messing with my head…

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There you can see that I have flattened… or ‘butterflied’  one of the ends of the bar, giving it a wing shape, and have started to punch the screw holes. You can also see, by the pitting and weird growths on the metal, that I burned it… yes, you can burn steel… trust me… I have done it on almost every one of my projects so far…

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Okay, I got both ends flattened and the holes all punched… sloppy, ugly, but still, not too bad for a beginner.

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After much heating and pounding with a hot-chisel, I have the two pieces separated. They look like they want to get back together… in an almost romantic sense of the word…

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I began to bend the legs over… once again with much reheating and a lot of delicate hammer work… you have to eyeball it… there are no cheats of shortcuts… this is old school blacksmithing.

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Oh boy… the instructions continue on the back… Now, to be fair, the teacher does give a demonstration first… this project took him two hours, and he has made hundreds of these… and it wasn’t easy for him. It took me more than five hours to do mine…

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I no longer look so confident…

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Well, it looks like the two parts of a hinge…

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And now it is a hinge. I won’t bother you with the details of how long it took to get the pin in, how my three barrels didn’t line up… how I finally gave up in disgust, and just pounded the pin in while the whole thing was hot… or how much rubbing there is when you move the hinge… but it does work… sort of…

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Okay, just a couple more pictures… that one, of me in my car getting ready to leave the class… aching and sweating, and covered with soot and ash and coal dust… I really need to shave the back of my neck before class… I am going to start a forest fire…

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And that is my arm… each hair follicle and wrinkle embedded with grit, and there are big coal chunks hiding in the hairs… it takes a long shower to clean up after this stuff… just sayin’…

 

Now, I do have some exciting news. Our computer finished doing its big backup… so I think I can now get the rest of the pictures of my exciting drive down the coast of California on my laptop and share them… I know you have all been waiting for that.

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Yet another bad day at the forge…

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Despite the fact that blacksmithing is not coming easily to me, I still show up to the classes with some enthusiasm… and a little hope…

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Yesterday, I got there before anyone else, so I took a few photos outside the big barn where the classes are held.

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It does have a certain ambiance, you must admit.

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But we can’t lurk around outside forever…

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I got my forge ready… it is an interesting process, and if you want to learn about clearing your clinker hole, and sorting the coke from the coal and the clinker, you can go back to earlier posts where I describe it in detail.

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Oh boy… we are going to turn that flat metal bar into a butterfly hinge… what could go wrong?

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Okay, I did the measurements, and used a scribe to scratch the lines on the metal bar…

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And I still look pretty confident…

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Another silly caption contest…

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Donald tRump…

I hope he doesn’t stick his tongue out…

Bad breath…

Is she getting ready to take a trump?

*****

There, I started you off, now it’s your turn.

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Fat head…

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Not just two faced… three faced…

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What the fun??? A caption contest…

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That right there is a towel-hanging rack… I hope… in the guest bathroom at my wife’s aunt and uncle’s house. I thought it would be fun to try to outdo one another  thinking up clever names.

My contribution is this:

The Rockattes!

See, it is a play on the Rockettes, the famous line of high-kicking female dancers in New York… because the cats look like they are high-kicking… but you pronounce it ‘raw-cats’… but then the crack squirrels that live in my head made me think about what it would look like if you sent a bunch of the real Rockettes to a taxidermist… a really sick taxidermist… and had them stuffed and mounted in mid-kick… and what would you call that… and what would you hang on their feet?

See, just be glad you don’t have crack squirrels living in your cranium!

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Best friends…

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That’s our dog, Shiloh… on the left… with her best buddy, Riley.

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They like to play…

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It’s fun to watch.

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I love those crazy dogs…

 

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Bird is the word, and a picture is worth 1,000 words, so this post is worth… uh… stupid new math!!!

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That is a woodpecker… sitting on a feeder full of jelly… suddenly realizing that jelly is a lot easier to peck than wood is…

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That is not a woodpecker… that is a nuthatch… which isn’t really a better-sounding name than woodpecker, is it? And I just realized that all this time I could have been saving my pictures at 10-inches-wide instead of nine, because the top picture fills the page better than this picture… and if that is still true when I post this post, I will have a look on my face like that woodpecker…

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That is also a nuthatch… maybe the same one… how the heck should I know… do I look like an ornithologist??? I took these pictures at my wife’s aunt and uncle’s house… where my older daughter is getting married next year… which is located near the house that her… my wife’s… aunt and uncle… used to own… where my wife and I got married years ago… try to keep up…

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Still loving my zoom lens! That is a male oriole…

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That is a female oriole… looking at the male oriole with much jealousy over his fancy plumage…

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See, you thought I was just kidding, but it doesn’t take an ornithologist to recognize the look of an angry female… of any species… Oh, and if you read this post… and I know you will… and you notice that the first picture is slightly bigger than the rest of them… feel free to put a ‘computer moron’ sticky note on my back if we ever meet in person.

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