Free your mind, and your ass will follow…

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My blog can help you break out of the ordinary…

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Why is this not a movie yet???

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Ask yourself what Jesus minion would do… to Hulk minion…

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Because male pattern baldness is just plain sexist!!!

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Come fly with me…

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Ha! See what I did there?

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Come for the humor, stay for the contact high!

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Come over to the dark side… pouringmyartout.com

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These really are the last photos of my daughter’s wedding weekend… at least until I get my hands on the stuff the professional photographer took… but it’s okay, I saved the best for last… pictures with me in them…

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2017 was a very good year for Coca-Cola… it has a nice, oaky bouquet, and lots of depth. I don’t know what Mollie, my younger daughter, is doing behind me, but her boyfriend and our friend Joey seem to agree with me.

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Me, talking to our friend Mark. That is pretty much the standard facial expression for people listening to me talk after I have had a few drinks… confusion… with just a hint of panic…

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My friend, Chris, and I.

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That is the wedding gift that Jessica gave to me. It is a sweet little folding knife. She had it engraved. It is sort of an inside, running joke. Whenever I have had a few drinks, I tell people: “I love you, man.” Jessica is my favorite person to do that to. I will even call or text her in Arizona, just to say that.

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And I do love to wear my suit for something other than funerals and court appearances…

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Come on… you know it’s true…

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Words to live by.

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Some reasons Trump might actually be the Antichrist…

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The word ‘anti’ among other uses, literally means ‘the opposite of’. So let’s examine some of the ways that tRump is the exact opposite of Jesus… aka ‘Christ’.

Jesus helped the poor… tRump seems to consider them completely expendable.

Jesus despised the rich… tRump seems to think they are the only people that matter.

Jesus healed the sick… tRump wants to take away their healthcare.

Jesus preached nonviolence… tRump, not so much.

Jesus brought people together… tRump does too, but only the ones he okay with, which pretty much means other rich white people.

Jesus spoke of tolerance… tRump doesn’t know the meaning of the word.

Jesus gave people hope… tRump gives people fear.

Now obviously, this is a work of satire, but only because I am nonreligious, and therefore don’t really believe in the Antichrist. That being said, I stand by this post just like I stand by my earlier post where I postulated that the Antichrist doesn’t need to be a suave, smooth-talking, debonair devil in human form. No, he can be a closed-minded, bigoted, blow-hard buffoon who struggles with his own native language and any mental exercise that involves anything not seen on FOX News, and still end the world in seething balls of nuclear fire.

Just sayin’.

 

 

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