Monthly Archives: November 2015

So, I have this one blog post that has 44,142 comments on it…

Wouldn’t it be fun to get it up to 44,444? So click that link over there… the blue words… at the top of my side bar… on the right… and leave a comment. You don’t even have to leave a … Continue reading

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Who knew that Eric Idle could both whip and nae nae?

Not me, that’s for sure…

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This is what I wore for Halloween, if you were wondering…

I know, I look exactly like a giant wasp… but getting that ugly dummy strapped on my back was not easy.

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Best spam of the day…

Likewise, according to tradition in Shanghai, egg-skin dumplings (danjiao) resemble gold ingots and cellophane noodles appear like silver chains.

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Seemed like a good idea at the time… I guess…

I used the mutant making machine to give myself a nose job. Maybe I thought it would help me to not forget things… but now I can’t remember if that was why I did it or not. What I do … Continue reading

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Those moments when you realize that your kids are growing up… and so are you…

If you are a parent, you have those moments when it suddenly strikes you that your kids are growing up… like that moment when your 16-year-old daughter casually mentions that this common household object… …looks like a uterus… I hadn’t even … Continue reading

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Some of my ideas are good… (or); Yes, I am smarter than little children…

Back when Mollie was still in elementary school, I used to show up early to pick her up because traffic was so bad. This meant that I spent fifteen or twenty minutes just hanging around and waiting. I did not … Continue reading

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Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading

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Here it is… the finished cover for my new novel…

I hope it works… I hope it fits on the book and everything lines up like it is supposed to… I will order the first copy soon, and in a week or two, I will let you know… and show … Continue reading

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Please read this now!

No, this isn’t another cynical, shameless post to try to lure new bloggers to my blog, I really need some help. I just found out that my daughter has finished formatting my newest novel… the murder mystery set in World … Continue reading

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