Monthly Archives: August 2014

I started dating again…. no… it’s okay… I am dating my wife… part 1…

Oh, and just so you know, this post has actual pictures of my wife that I didn’t cover up in Photoshop, even thought she really doesn’t want to be on the blog, but hey, I yield to public pressure. So, … Continue reading

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Hey, Greenland, have I got a deal for you…

If just one person from your country clicks on anything on my blog, I will do all I can to increase my carbon footprint and speed up global warming so your glaciers will retreat and you will have weather like … Continue reading

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Sharknado 2…

I will never get back the 15 minutes of my life I spent watching part of that… before I remembered that I didn’t actually have to watch it… and stopped watching it…

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An ode to the crack squirrels living inside my head…

All of the words that have ever been said Are bouncing around inside of my head The squirrels chew ’em up and spit ’em back out And that’s what this blog is all about All of the things that I’ve … Continue reading

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Okay, I don’t know what the heck that is… but I want one…

As long as I am clearing out those pictures on my cell phone, I might as well share this one. I saw this guy when I was on the way home from the bank a few months ago. He was riding … Continue reading

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Uh… yeah… I’m pretty sure that’s a sea monster…

I mean, I guess it could be some sort of giant mutant one-tentacled jellyfish. I saw this at the dog beach when I went there with my daughter Mollie. No, not yesterday when I took the pictures of all the … Continue reading

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So we took the dog to the dog beach today…

And now I have more proof that dogs and babies love me… And so, of course, do baby dogs. I have said it before and I will say it again… do not trust a man who dogs and babies don’t … Continue reading

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So I was going to do a post about my wife’s high school reunion, but then the crack squirrels in my head went on that strike, so now that that’s all over with…

Okay, I did tell you about that joke I did with the smudged, illegible name tag and me telling people that I sat behind them in math class, and then making them try to remember my name,  just to mess with their … Continue reading

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