Monthly Archives: June 2013

Oh no… not more boring pictures of yet another trip to the Bay Area!!!

Hey… whatever man. It’s my blog, and if I want to use it as a handy off-site storage unit for my photos, then dang it, that’s what I am gonna do! As much as I love my trips to see … Continue reading

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I am back…

And you didn’t even know I was gone. Because I never tell you when I leave. Because you might break into my house and steal my tikis. Or a free copy of my book. I mean, not all of you. … Continue reading

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Family affair…

As I got out of bed just a while ago, I was struck by this warm, wild, crazy feeling. There is only one word for it. Love. I love you. There, I said it. You really have become a family … Continue reading

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Go west, young man…

I just heard that Kanye and Kim are having another baby! They named their first baby North… North West… how adorable is that? I can’t wait to say hello to little Wild Wild. ————- Dear New Parents, Stop trying to … Continue reading

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About those little pills…

I have been watching the ME channel on TV lately. I think it stands for the ‘memorable entertainment’ channel. They play all the old classic TV shows. Mary Tylor Moore and Bob Newhart and a bunch of other, older shows. … Continue reading

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I must admit…

I am a little disappointed. I thought my eye poem would get more comments from the ladies… even though it was obviously meant as a joke… sort of…

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My eyes… a poem… sort of…

My eyes are the burning beacons of my heart’s desire! They are the windows into my passionate soul! They are molten, smoldering romance set in crystal! They gleam, they glint, they glisten, they impart the wisdom of the ages and … Continue reading

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This is going to get ugly…

***Do not read this unless you have a strong stomach and a sense of humor*** There has been a trend going on in America for the last few years. People are combing things. They breed a Labrador Retriever and a … Continue reading

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Yet another joke backfires…

I did that post about having a stats race as yet another cheap ploy to entice new followers to my blog. Once again, I was too clever for my own good. My new followers only went up by about five … Continue reading

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If you thought my last post was just shameless begging…

You were absolutely right. But I thought it was still a little funny and perhaps even a bit clever. Now if you want to see some real shameless begging, go see Ed Hotspur’s post; http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com/2013/06/21/shameless-begging/ I’m not saying he stole … Continue reading

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