I just heard that Kanye and Kim are having another baby! They named their first baby North… North West… how adorable is that?
I can’t wait to say hello to little Wild Wild.
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Dear New Parents,
Stop trying to show us how clever you are by giving your kids witty names. It doesn’t impress anyone. And your kids have to go through life explaining to other kids why they have the names you gave them.
Besides, you are never going to outdo Frank Zappa when it comes to sill names, so please, just give it a rest already.
Max Elliott / Ozzie I pref more than most… He loves his skulls….
I agree! Frankie, he’s the man!
Ha!
A rose by any other name would be named any other something or other by someone or other..
Undoubtedly.
I don’t doubt it.
I didn’t doubt your lack of doubt
Never doubted you would.
Doubt, doubt, let it all out…
Agreed, and coming from someone who is actually called Jon, and my parents couldn’t even be bothered with the ‘h’. Maybe I’m just jealous of such an ordinary name.
The ‘h’ is just showing off anyway.
The species is regressing.
It does seem that way.
Who on earth are these people of whom you speak?
I don’t really know… some rap guy and a girl named Kim Karcrashian with a big butt. I am blissfully ignorant of them, but I picked up bits of the story on the interwebs and just ran with it. But I am having second thoughts because Wild Wild West may be the coolest name ever.
They should’ve gone for some good films and called it North-by-North, or Once-upon-a-time-in-the.
See, I was going to stretch the premise, but I have restraint… a straight jacket is a form of restraint, right? Hey, you know what we should do for our big gag/blog? Start some sort of singles dating site, and then just after we get enough people saying creepy stupid things, just open the whole thing up for public viewing. What could go wrong with this plan?
Nothing…absolutely nothing could go wrong with this plan…except we could get dates?
I promised my wife and kids I would cut down on dating.
You, Sir, are a gentleman.
You take that back.
I’ve misplaced the receipt.
A likely story.
Thank you, I thought you’d never believe it.
Your dog ate it, right?
I used that excuse once in college – our type of college, not yours – I was convinced that the ludicrocity of it would be my saviour…
Your kind of college… you mean old, fancy ones where people actually learn stuff?
I think your college we call university, our college is sixth form college, the stage before university.
That cleared it up.
I know someone her named her kid Zipporah I can guess what her nick name will be for better or worse…lol
Maybe that is a name with some cultural history.
biblical
Okay, did she invent the zipper???
ha, i actually don’t know her story, but maybe?? this girl who named her child that is a very controlling and eccentric person..not my favourite person in the world
You could Google the name…
you’re right
sigh
sigh
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