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Gotta roll down the windows… let the crack squirrels breathe… oh yeah…

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Because one crack squirrel with my facial hair and cool shades is never enough…

 

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Sorry… the crack squirrels in my head made me do that…

For some reason they thought it would be funny to see what a squirrel would look like with my mustache, soul patch and sunglasses. And it is funny… because he sort of looks like Colonel Sanders… and now I am … Continue reading

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Attention all minions!!! This is an official announcement from your supreme leader… (or): There is nothing more revolting than a revolting minion…

Be on the lookout for this minion! His name is Trent. He shouldn’t be hard to spot… he is Canadian… so he is probably riding on a moose and doing something unspeakable with a beaver. You might find him lurking around … Continue reading

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An ode to the crack squirrels living inside my head…

All of the words that have ever been said Are bouncing around inside of my head The squirrels chew ’em up and spit ’em back out And that’s what this blog is all about All of the things that I’ve … Continue reading

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Humans-1… crack squirrels-0…

I have been in negotiations with the crack squirrels that live inside my head… They have decided that they will give up on their strike and get back to work coming up with crazy ideas for me to blog about… but … Continue reading

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Well maybe you think I just made up the whole thing about crack squirrels…

Crack squirrels are a real problem in America. I have done posts about this scourge to our safety and way of life… in fact, if you have a few minutes, you should type the words: ‘crack squirrel’ in that search … Continue reading

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Stupid crack squirrels…

I thought the crack squirrels were just trying to be funny when the did those wordless posts to give more of you time to read that post they did about the history of the Jewish people and the troubles in the … Continue reading

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The one where I came up with the concept that my head is infested with crack squirrels…

Wow… I knew that the crack squirrel thing was a running gag… but I didn’t know that we started running and gagging on it when my blog was still only a little more than a month old… Here it is, … Continue reading

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Today, on that post where we are setting the record for the most comments on a WordPress post and we are already up to 24,342 comments, we are going to play a new game…

It is called: Ask the crack squirrels… because you can ask the crack squirrels in my head any question you want to… about anything… and they will answer you… even if the answer doesn’t make any sense… because they are … Continue reading

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