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Wait… is that an actual sea monster… oh, never mind, it is just a whale penis…

Researchers, after looking at hundreds of old images of ships being dragged to the bottom of the sea by giant, mythical beasts, have determined that the most likely explanation for the giant tentacles reported by seafaring men is, in fact, … Continue reading →

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So, uh, these two are going to meet to discuss the future of the world… part 3…

It occurs to me that, despite the threat of things going wrong, and a resulting thermonuclear exchange, tRump might actually learn some things from a real dictator besides how to throw a huge military parade with lots of missiles on … Continue reading →

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A closer look… part 14…

Is that a surrealist painting of a pear and some bacon slices??? No, in fact, it is just what happened when I put this photo… … a super close up macro photo I took of a glass table top in … Continue reading →

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A closer look… part 13…

More fun with some macro photography and simple artistic digital filters. A close up photo of a small rock I found on a beach somewhere during my jaunts around the world. I think the holes are made by some form … Continue reading →

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The strange case of the multiplying balloons…

I was at work the other day, doing my sacred, sworn duty as a security guard, keeping the rich people who live in an exclusive community safe from any interaction with normal people who weren’t being paid to be there, … Continue reading →

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tRump being led from the White House in handcuffs… would be the best episode of Cops ever!!!

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A closer look… part 12…

I decided to do a few more versions of this photo I took, the close up of a small succulent plant… Once again, I am just using that free online program called: Lunapic.com. The animation at the top is called: … Continue reading →

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A closer look… part 11… Special ‘famous artist’ edition…

Is that a small fragment of a famous painting by Vangogh? Sort of. That is what happened when I took this image… Which is a macro close up photo I took of some small succulent plants, and used an artistic … Continue reading →

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A sunset and a giant ghost spider…

That is a sunset, as seen from where I spend most of my evenings, guarding a gate at an exclusive private community. When I am not busy taking calls and letting cars in, I have two giant video monitor screens … Continue reading →

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A closer look… part 10…

Kaleidoscope it… Or kaleidoscope animate it… Make it neon… Or animate it with crazy colors… Swirl it… Water color it… Turn it into smoke… Or turn it into fire… It’s still just a close up photo of a knothole in … Continue reading →

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