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The Heirloom… part 5…

Okay, I know my writing partner on this project just posted his part like a few hours ago… But I had to write this that fast. Because I am getting so excited by this whole thing. I decided to have … Continue reading

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You know, it might just turn out that religion and science are not mutually exclusive…

But if you are one of those people who believe that science is just a superstition and that religious writings from centuries ago hold all the answers to everything we need to know… well… I hope this picture didn’t make your head … Continue reading

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Minion madness… part 8…

Just ask yourself… what would this minion do? Okay, I am sure there are some of you out there that find this a little offensive, and I am sorry… but I am glad that your religion of peace and tolerance … Continue reading

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Have you ever thought about what it would have been like if Jesus had been a republican?

In the first place, you can forget all about that feeding the poor and healing the sick crap! We all know that republican Jesus would have been against any kind of health care that people couldn’t pay for themselves. And … Continue reading

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I am going to invent a toaster that toasts a picture of Jesus on each slice of toast…

… because… you know… it would be funny…

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War on Christmas… the final chapter… maybe…

There is no war on Christmas… It is a made-up thing… Stop acting like you are being persecuted because we want to include everybody. Nobody is really even telling you to say ‘happy holidays’ instead of ‘Merry Christmas’. But let … Continue reading

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I might offend some of you today… Part 3…

Here is another little poem I wrote based on biblical references. I was actually asked to teach the bible study class at my wife’s church for a while. I guess they wanted an outsider’s opinion, and they knew I would … Continue reading

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I might offend some of you today…

And I do apologize. But I am going to do a few posts today that will piss some people off.  If you are extremely religious and don’t have a sense of humor about it, do not read my next few … Continue reading

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On further reflection…

or: That ain’t Jesus on your toast… A follow-up post to that post with the clouds. Why do we sometimes see faces when we look at clouds? Did you know that your eyes are bombarding your brain with millions of bits … Continue reading

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