Tag Archives: current-events

This is what I wore for Halloween, if you were wondering…

Posted on November 3, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I know, I look exactly like a giant wasp… but getting that ugly dummy strapped on my back was not easy.

Posted in dogs and other animals, Pictures of me | Tagged animals, art, costumes, current-events, halloween, humor, Photoshop, photoshop art, wasps | 19 Comments

Best spam of the day…

Posted on November 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Likewise, according to tradition in Shanghai, egg-skin dumplings (danjiao) resemble gold ingots and cellophane noodles appear like silver chains.

Posted in stuff about blogging, thinking about stuff | Tagged chinese food, cooking, current-events, food, humor, social-media, spam | 9 Comments

Seemed like a good idea at the time… I guess…

Posted on November 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I used the mutant making machine to give myself a nose job. Maybe I thought it would help me to not forget things… but now I can’t remember if that was why I did it or not. What I do … Continue reading →

Posted in My art, Pictures of me, thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, art, current-events, elective surgury, elephant man, elephants, humor, mutants, nose job, Photoshop, photoshop art | 8 Comments

Those moments when you realize that your kids are growing up… and so are you…

Posted on November 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

If you are a parent, you have those moments when it suddenly strikes you that your kids are growing up… like that moment when your 16-year-old daughter casually mentions that this common household object… …looks like a uterus… I hadn’t even … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged children, current-events, fairy tale, family, growing up, humor, kids, king, life, parenting, social-media | 6 Comments

Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

Posted on November 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading →

Posted in Dick Cheney, thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, current-events, dick cheney, equal rights, equality, fairness, gay, humor, lesbian, philosophy, politics, religion, social-media | 13 Comments

Here it is… the finished cover for my new novel…

Posted on November 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I hope it works… I hope it fits on the book and everything lines up like it is supposed to… I will order the first copy soon, and in a week or two, I will let you know… and show … Continue reading →

Posted in My art, Stories of my life | Tagged art, book, books, current-events, fiction, humor, murder mystery, writing | 17 Comments

You can now read the new novel I am writing as I write it… all in one place… thanks to some technical support…

Posted on November 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

There is a new button on my top bar header thingy… right up there… that thin, black strip just below my enormous… (and 0h-so-cool)… sunglasses. It is on the far right, and says; ‘The Seven Kingdoms’. If you click on … Continue reading →

Posted in fiction, stuff about blogging | Tagged art, bloggers, blogging, blogs, books, current-events, fiction, humor, novel, social-media, wordpress, writing | 5 Comments

British tabloids are mean!!!

Posted on October 31, 2015 by pouringmyartout

They are even worse than the American ones! Nobody would believe this tripe, would they? That’s not even good Photoshop work… heck, I could do better than that. Okay, well, that one might be true…

Posted in funny famous people pictures, My art, thinking about stuff | Tagged art, celebrities, current-events, eric idle, humor, john cleese, monty python, news, photoshop art, social-media | 2 Comments

I am going to ask you for technical help… so feel free to leave me on hold for a few hours… and then be really condescending… or maybe talk with an Indian accent…

Posted on October 31, 2015 by pouringmyartout

So… how do I remove one of the menu buttons from my top bar thing? I tried doing it by myself, and it didn’t work. I don’t want to mess anything else up, but that Heirloom story is no longer … Continue reading →